Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - ATTEN-SHUN!

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Right, now the stalker storyline is out of the way, I think it's time to channel our inner Howard and whip this programme into shape:

1. Every opportunity must be taken to get TBFE in his fishing or army gear and get him all ruffly haired.

1. Heston must stop messing about with restaurant reviews (and that reptilian Emma) and realise his love for Mrs T.

1. Mrs T should wear her flirty wig (see note 2).

1. Zara will continue to master acting purely by moving her eyebrows and saying "really?".

1. The Gobbys will appear in as many episodes as possible to add comedy value.

So line up troops and let's march into the world of WTF!

Everyone is welcome, newbies, regulars and even cast members (arf).

We don't do anything for book day here.

It was all kicking off in the playground this morning, it seems not everyone got everything so lots of grumpy mums. Apparently on top of mental maths papers to practice, spellings, a comprehension sheet and reading daily my ds should have had times tables :( the joys of year 2!

cinnamon -it's mad isn't it? DD1 has just started year 3- and it's a job-share class , and the homework was very dis-jointed. Unfortunately, one of the teachers is the one ds was lumbered with for 2 years, and she is useless- and is famous for having 'favourites'. Ds isn't really affected by who teaches him- he'd do ok anyway. But dd1 is very affected by it, and her year 2 teacher was so brilliant, it's already been a tough first week.

I need Doctors to be very WTF, and for Nadal to win the US open. Then I might cheer up. might

And I need

My friend is a ta at school and she was the one responsible for giving out the homework and was the one who was being blamed by the teacher this morning. She's the hardest working most careful person I know so I would have thought if she had it it would have been given out but I can see she's going to get the blame :(

I'm very glad ds1 has a new teacher this year as I didn't get on well with the last one. One of my minded children is in her class and the first day I picked him up she just looked at me and said 'you!!' obviously not please to have to talk to me regularly again! This teacher definitely had favourites and all were girls with neat and tidy handwriting not bitter at all

I still can't believe dd1 is in year 3. She was only 7 3 weeks ago. One of her mates was 8 at the weekend!

Mind you, I had a text from a uni friend, her oldest is 16 next month. We weren't much older than that when we met!

Afternoon, fellow WTFers!

Afternoon. I see TBFE is still crowing over the Jas thing.

"Noreen" has definitely been in it before as several characters, I'm sure.

I'm here- but true to form dd2 has chosen now to start whinging. Every.Single.Day.

So, the mother is criticising the daughter's weight?

TBFE is a hero.

You don't get elephants from flies, as my mother always says.

She's pregnant.

My surgery would never let you do this- they would make you make another appointment.

I agree raahh.
I see Kevin is back from holiday or sick or space trip whatever !

ding ding ding

Sorry, nope. Stalker orno stalker, Jizz is still boring.
See- preggers.

Bingo!!

Oh well spotted, Raahh!

You are right about the appointment, too.

The Mill has midwives? Where were they when Zara went into labour?

Virgin my arse

Oh! Virgin birth! They should have saved this one until December!

ooh,it's Mary

Where's Mrs T?!

I've lived alone too long. I'm starting to fancy Kevin again

immaculate conception ! nice to start the week on a sensible note

She's due at Christmas-ish though,Anne

In actual fact you would think they would have a midwife in the regular cast - loads of opportunities for WTF storylines and home visits!

'Away in a manger'....

Oh so she is, Raahh! I hope she finds a room at the Icon!