Hayley the Queen of Corrie. The red coat shall have pride of place.

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This is the last thread

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God forbid Corrie gets its facts right!

Arf at looked like a gonk

What I don't understand is Eva working in the factory when she could be working in the Rovers where she lives, it seems pointless. Mandy is really ripping my knitting now, that whole story is a total waste of time.

at ripping your knitting.

Mandy is getting angrier every episode. I give it until the end of next week then she'll finally boil over and explode in a flaming rage of self -righteousness, headbands and all, and tiny TrouserSmell will attempt to rehabilitate his reputation on the Street by dousing the flames but will fail miserably and everyone will console him whilst feeling bit bad that they secretly wanted her to burn anyway.

Just marking my spot, missed about 4 weeks of episodes, just jumping back in with this weeks episodes.

Why aren't all of MN queing up to get their children into Bessie Street School - Faye is presumably year 6 but no mention of SATs and in the last week of term she was doing homework from what seemed like a GCSE biology book ! I know it's only fiction but they never seem to get facts about school correct. I hope they have her moving on to a secondary in September - how old is Simon (when he is allowed out of his bedroom) ?

Simon was 10 on 6th July [corriepedia]. So Year6 in September.

Where's whatshername, Deirdre's granddaughter, hiding? Has she gone into the same black hole her mum went into at around the same age?

Also, what are they saying about Kevin and Ken? Have they explained their absences?

Kevin looking after sick father in Germany; Ken looking after sick grand son in Canada. Scriptwriters running out of ideas?

Ah I was wondering where Ken had gone!

I can't say I'm missing Kevin or Ken in the slightest.

Mandy headband is so irritating. she isn't exactly high flying at the rr oh wait she is cook and bottlewasher . lloyd is entrprenur ial and has his own business. wha is wrong with hee. perhaps she works on the market secretly making and selling headbands. she disappeared for months

hate Tracey trying to move in with Steve. does he live in carlas old flat. also who would have amy? tracey couldnt palm her off on Deidre ao much.

also would have punched david back by now if I was nick. ao drippyand nice. does he think he can get nicks business for free now after gails house and Audrey s salon.

Oh yes I'd forgotten than demented dave owned the salon too. The writing these days is hilarious. I mean, it's just ridic. Like watching Faye 'revise' from a year 9 book in the last week of year 6 when no one studies. Like seeing Norris get Emily's house overnight ( what solicitors do these people use, they're super fast). Like seeing rob and Tracey owning the bookies after one rushed 2 min conversation with Peter. Honestly, enough already.

What about Rob and Tracey robbing the factory about a month ago and nobody has mentioned it since, no biggie.

What is going to happen with Rob and Tracey's shit shop business? They obv wont be successful, well I hope they're not anyway.

Is Mandy a social worker?

also I thought rob was a dodgy bailiff. wasnt that where they would get the stock from

Has Tracey-luv got a badly covered cold sore under her nose? Her face looks strange

I think we should all tweet Corrie with our hit lists of people to get rid of, they are all remarkably similar

Tracey looks like she had something done to her lips. David still seems to be on a trolley in a&e if they were keeping him in over night wouldn't they have put him in a bed on a ward.

At last Gail shows some emotion. And Miserable Mandy cracked a smile.

Ive got Tina's top in white!

I've got her skin in white, the shop had run out of luminous orange

Whoop whoop, Mandy has gone

squoosh

Well thank God Mandy has gone. Lloyd looked utterly heartbroken didn't he?