Thread for the naughty but not downright fiendish (les revenants website)

[RiotsNotDiets]

I thought I ought to start a thread for people wanting to discuss the content of the website, but who are still watching at C4 pace. I'm plodding my way through with google translate, so french speakers please bear with!

I'm nearly done translating Julie's dr's letter, just trying to figure out a bit google can't seem to translate properly. Will post it when done.

A few people in the town like stomachs when you read across everything. Many of the living are kind of like ghosts/the undead.

Toni has a big appetite. Because he's a big lad, or....?

The cult of the lake is popular too - like the lake became the church where people were baptised, rather than the font in the church...

Good group effort. I'd say we had done enough to award ourselves an A* in translation.

Oh I'm itching to watch ahead now, although I have noticed that fiendish thread has dried up after about 30 posts, so maybe it's not worth it.

YY - to anona, Abra1d and Riots for brilliant services to translation.

So... own up, how may people got killed on the site, apart from Riots and myself?!

I wonder if i can put that on my CV?

Reasonably handy with google translate

And you see, we have gone through all that and know so much more - but we still have no fecking clue what is going on

What does Serge say before you get to his house? And right before he kills you?

I gave myself such a fright. Kept bumping into Serge everywhere. He had me about four times. {examines stomach nervously}

Does he kill you in other places? I saw him loads but I only got killed at his house

Can't remember Riots - that'll be because of the mighty bash to the head

He must have dumped us in the lake, cos we all returned.

Gosh, I'm really hungry all of a sudden, I could eat a raw horse

Roar - the first time it happened I actually went "did he really do that?" and went straight back to do the same thing all over again. And yes, he really did the cheeky beggar!

He said roar?

No I roared with laughter at myself going back to make sure he really had done me in!

Two other things - did anyone notice the broken glass putting itself back together in the diner?

And the tunnel floor starting to turn dark with seeping water?

did he have his hood up? I don't think he did, but he must have?

I noticed the tunnel, but thought it was blood

Erm...is this the website you are looking at? Cause I have it in English - or is it a different one?

Here: En Englais

MAybe it is a different version though, haven't taken a proper look yet, but it starts with Julie and then you click or move to go to different places?

WHERE WERE YOU THIS FUCKING MORNING MISS?????

Actually, I'm quite pleased to go and look at it all again and understand it thanks Miss

{slaps head} Oh well, it was probably good French practice!

It might not be the same! Sorry....I can't find any of the stuff you mention, maybe the frenchies are keeping all the good stuff for themselves and the canadians and the people who paid attention in school? not me

Oh, there's no newspaper in the church?

Ok, now I am stuck in the diner with scary Mrs Costa.