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Thread for the naughty but not downright fiendish (les revenants website)

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RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 13:51

I thought I ought to start a thread for people wanting to discuss the content of the website, but who are still watching at C4 pace. I'm plodding my way through with google translate, so french speakers please bear with!

I'm nearly done translating Julie's dr's letter, just trying to figure out a bit google can't seem to translate properly. Will post it when done.

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Abra1d · 02/07/2013 20:21

My Diary
Thurs 29th
I don't know how to write the thoughts in my head, I'm frightened he will see them and get into a temper. If he gets into a temper with me maman will say that I will burn in hell. I'm frightened of him.

I went off with Toni to shoot animals without damaging (?) them? That makes Toni scared. I had to take his arm when he had the gun. We shot them both together. I like that a lot. AFterwards, I sent Toni to the lake. I wanted him to taste the water too. I said, try it Toni, you'll see. Toni drank it, he said I don't see anything. It wasn't like that for me.

tbc.

teejwood · 02/07/2013 20:26

Checking in while putting Dcs to bed -worth point out that he is capitalised throughout Serge's diary - ie He - which would lead you to think he reckons god is watching his every move. An idea planted there by his mother, as you will see.

Riots - glad I wasn't the only one to get bumped off!

anonacfr · 02/07/2013 20:26

Ooh found it!

Translation

Lucy

You don't know me. My name is Alcide (seriously old fashioned awful French name) and after your attack the captain (Thomas) has asked me to keep an eye on you. I am not with you the whole time, of course the medical team has to do their work but I am the man that has spent the most time by your side while you were in a coma. In case the man who attacked you came back.

As I am writing this you still haven't woken up. Actually I am not sure why I am even writing this letter or whether I'll give it to you at all. Right now writing is the one thing that is keeping me awake so late at night, while the purring machines that keep you alive soothe me like the fairy tales my mother used to tell me.

Yes, I also come at night. At first I came reluctantly- there is a lot of work in Town. People are acting rather oddly. Only yesterday a woman asked me for directions to the Marcellin drugstore. The shop was closed 25 years ago. My grandparents used to run it. You would have liked my grandfather. He was always telling stories. He used to say that in this Town anything can happen. Because people are prepared to believe anything. He used to tell me about the fire that burnt down part of the forest. No-one ever knew how is started. Animals jumped in the lake to escape it. Just like a suicide. After that there were stories that the Devil lived underground and had ordered the animals to die in the lake as a warning. People used to repeat these nonsensical tales and actually started to believe that a malevolent force actually made the animals drown.

Isn't that crazy. I feel like I'm living in one my grandfather's tales right now. I am hearing insane stories in Town. I would like to discuss it with the captain and see how we can manage these crazy rumours but I dare not- he seems very tired and anxious at the moment, as if some inner torment was eating him up.

Those who know him well tell me he's not been in such a state since the day his current partner was due to marry another. I caught him one afternoon staring at a CCTV recording of the town and what I saw in his eyes Lucy was no less than madness, as if he were contaminated by the hysteria seeping in our every day life like a virus. My grandfather used to say that the water running through the Town's veins made people go nuts.

Even he used to come up with extravagant scenarios as well. With all this going on my days are rather exhausting which is why I was reluctant to spend my nights guarding you against an assailant who seems to have vanished into thin air. Then I realised that being near you soothed me. Being next to you has made me rediscover lost childhood feelings. Lucy you might find it strange but it is as if you have opened a door to a time when my life was softer and simpler. Images, smells, sounds have come back to me to reassure me that things will get better.

I began to look forward to those times in your room. Just like I used to like watching you work at the Lake Pub. While my friends would get drunk I used to watch you going from table to table with your happy confident smile that local people don't seem to possess.
Of course, you never saw me. No one ever notices me. I am one of those insignificant people who like ghosts are barely noticeable.
Of course every time you left with a man it felt as if someone was tearing the flesh of my stomach with their teeth (LITERALLY- NOT A NORMAL EXPRESSION AT ALL). Specially when you went with Mr Seguret who seemed to be your favourite. But I never revealed my suffering, I thought that one day I would get to enjoy you myself.

And it happening. I am in charge of looking after you and I am the one listening to your breathing, smelling you, watching your body when the nurses wash you and forget I'm even in the room.

Your body. If you could have seen the look on the doctors' faces when your injuries started to fade! It was as if a dead person was coming back to life. When they left I lifted the sheet and your night dress and I got to run my fingers on your scars. As I was enjoying touching them it felt as if was bringing back my grandfather- as if he were watching us and blessing our future relationship. As I felt your scars fade under my fingers I could hear his voice in my head. His tone was equally reassuring and terrifying. 'Alcide whatever you do here there is no God or church to forgive you. If you feel sin brewing within you, remember the lake. It will be the cocoon that turns you into a butterfly.'

Lucy I am nearing the end of my letter and you are still sleeping. But I promise that I will wash for you, I will shed the dirty shell that covers my being and I will come back to get so that you and I can finally be happy.

I love you Lucy
Alcide

teejwood · 02/07/2013 20:27

pointing out - durrr....

BoreOfWhabylon · 02/07/2013 20:29

Eeeeeeeeek!!!

See? It's the water in the dam! Homeopathic, I tell you. The whole thing brought about by weird sect, led (or at least it is now) by Pierre.

And boys and mother must have been Victor, Maman et frére (frère?)

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 20:29

Sat. 6th
Maman came to find us when we were in the garden. maman said it was time to speak to Him. We went back in. I had my hood of my sweatshirt pulled up. Maman was getting worked up (?). She asked me if I wanted to hide my secrets from him. I said no. She explained that I must talk to him with my face uncovered. That I must show an uncovered face to him. That hoods are for hiding the truth from him. As for me, I thought it was great that He couldn't see me when I had the hood on. I thought I'd found how to hide the bad thoughts from Him. If He couldn't see me anymore, I wouldn't burn in hell. I wasn't so scared of him now.

RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 20:31

So who do we think is Lucy's stalker creep penpal?

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RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 20:32

Ooh! that explains why he wears a hoodie to murder!

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BoreOfWhabylon · 02/07/2013 20:33

And Alcide is off to take a dip!

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 20:34

Tues 13th (still Serge's diary)
Toni says that I must write to practise. He's teaching me the words which I didn't have time to learn because I stopped school to help Maman. Tonis says I have to write the words to get them into my head (?) I say, what it is it that I have written, Toni? He says, you've written what's in your head {SO PERHAPS IT IS NOT RELIABLE EVIDENCE?}

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 20:40

Friday 18th (not sure of the month--some pages pulled out)
I went up to the pool where the girls from school and Toni were going to go swimming. I had my hood up so He wouldn't see me. I found a window where I could stick my head out. The girls didn't see me. I saw them when they were getting undressed to put their costumes on. Maman didn't want me to speak to them. Maman thinks I behave badly with girls. Maman says I make them scared. Maman says that if He sees how I look at the girls I will be punished. I like looking at them. It's not my fault. But the window is in the wrong place. I can't see their faces. I just see their stomachs. Just a row of stomachs (bellies). Each time it's like that, jsut their stomachs. I like looking at them but it gives me bad thoughts.

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 20:47

Monday 29th
I threw the stag into the lake water. I didn't do it on purpose. It was on my shoulders, I bent down to drink. It fell in. It wasn't my fault. It moved. Its legs moved. I was sure I had killed it but in the water it moved. I took it out of the water. I took the knife. I killed it again. I opened its stomach. I wanted to be sure that it was dead. I saw everything that came out of it. I saw how it was warm (hot). I put some water on top (of it?). To see. I don't know why, it just came to me, like a bad thought. I was hungry. I went back.

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 21:01

Thursday 8th
Maman is looking at television when I come into the living room. I'd finished preparing the animal. I'd cut up the meat. I'd salted it, put it in the cloths, hung it up on hte hooks. It keeps for a long time like that. Unless Toni's too hungry. I am tired. Toni is already asleep. I sit next to Maman. it's a b&W film. I don't udnerstand all the story but there are two characters after a woman who I find very beautiful. I don't listen to anything else in the film when she's there. I just want it to be about her (?) I want to see her hair, her mouth, her eyes, her legs. But I only see her stomach. I can't be any different. It's not my fault. I see her stomach. And she's dancing. And she's taking off a black glove. And it's taking a long time for her to take it off her hand. She lets the glove slip and I see her stomach. And I wanted to speak to her, to this woman but Maman didn't want it. I wanted to take her to the lake and touch her stomach in the water. But Maman is going to cry, Serge, you are going to burn in hell. So I look at hte film and I look at the stomach and I don't know any more what I think because everything has stopped in my head and then I feel a pain (?) between my legs. And I open my eyes and I see my mother's hand holding onto my trousers, there where I feel the bad thoughts . . .

RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 21:03
Confused
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teejwood · 02/07/2013 21:03

Re Tues 13th - I think it's - "I ask Tony what should I write. He says, write whatever is in your head."

So it's to show us these are his real thoughts. Serge was all kinds of fecked up. Also I think the "killing animals without damage" was maybe for taxidermy - it was the family business? And the importance of the hoodie - urgh...

Re the letter to Lucy - the bits that stuck out for me were:

  • him saying about the animals fleeing into the lake to drown
  • him feeling like his childhood again because Lucy is near (she is a conduit for the dead)
  • him feeling like he could rip out his guts with his teeth (so serge-like wrong)
  • him saying that everyone in town is like a ghost, never smiling (echoes the newspaper report) and he is right, they are not a cheery lot!
  • him saying about Thomas on Adele's wedding day (but still think Simon's reaction to the pregnancy was weird. Not discounting that he really did kill himself)
  • "No god or church to forgive you" - echoes the faithful being drowned and the unfaithful surviving in the flood; the church being inundated, the survivors not praying after the flood (even Simon killing himself en route to church??)
  • the existence of the cult of the lake and - combined with Serge's diaries - beliefs in the powers of the lake water.
Abra1d · 02/07/2013 21:08

. . . And Maman is furious. She says, you know, SErge, you have no respect for women. You don't know how to behave. You have bad thoughts in your head. And if He asks me to, I'm going to wash you in the lake, like I used to have to wash your sins (?) SHe let go of my trousers. I got up and I ran into the room. And I got mad with the pillow (?) The anger was everywhere. I ripped the material with my teeth. And I saw Toni was pretending to be asleep. But he saw it and he was scared.

END

RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 21:11

wash you in the lake sounds sinister, do you think she means drown him?

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RiotsNotDiets · 02/07/2013 21:11

Or am I being a bit morbid?

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PolytheneGirl · 02/07/2013 21:13

Riot I think it is more likely to be a baptism type thing of washing away sins?

teejwood · 02/07/2013 21:13

Re the movie - it's "I am able to/could see all of her. I can/could see her hair. Her mouth. Her eyes. Her legs. But I can only see her stomach."

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 21:13

Or she thinks you wash away sin in the lake?

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 21:15

Sorry, teej was getting interrupted by teenage daughter throwing fit about something and lost ma grip at certaines points.

teejwood · 02/07/2013 21:16

And I think the mother said "You are going to have to tell Him everything." before Serge ran into his bedroom

Abra1d · 02/07/2013 21:16

But it's fair to say that Serge really likes stomachs.

teejwood · 02/07/2013 21:19

Bloody hell Abra1d you've done a sterling job! No need to apologise! I was just chucking in the extra bits where I thought it might help. Which is so wrong when you're talking about understanding the outpourings of a serial killer....

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