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Les Revenants / The Returned

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ThreeBeeOneGee · 09/06/2013 21:06

It's a bit soon for me to have an opinion yet, but it looks interesting enough that I'm recording it to watch later with DH...

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 24/06/2013 12:46

Pierre is a creepy fucker. He wasn't surprised to see Camille, or Simon. He knows shit.

BlackAffronted · 24/06/2013 12:46

The copper looks like an ugly David Blaine. He gives me the creeps, he even had a camera in his step-daughters bedroom :(

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 12:47

Isn't Lucy dead?

He's not a very good killer, is he?

Psychic v v good theory

holstenlips · 24/06/2013 12:47

And Julie is frenchsexyonlegs
Is Lenas scar growing?

BlackAffronted · 24/06/2013 12:47

When did Lucy die? Missed that bit! Last I heard she was still breathing. Ooops.

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 12:47

why was pierre mistaken for Jerome??

By whom/what/when?

yy scar growing

BlackAffronted · 24/06/2013 12:48

Lena's scar was getting longer & angrier ....

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 12:48

Lucy's stomach was ripped to shreds. He tried ot eat bits of her. He left the tunnel 20 mins after she went in it.

No way she should be alive..

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 24/06/2013 12:48

DH thought Lena's scar was going grey, and thinks that she may be rotting. Because she should have died on the bus crash as she is, in fact, Camille

BlackAffronted · 24/06/2013 12:49

In this thread, someone wrote "Pierre couldnt get it up" instead of writing Jerome ....

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 12:49

Does he smoke a lot, chickens?

holstenlips · 24/06/2013 12:49

Ooh the couple having the baby...I got the sense that creepy Pierre had "helped" them

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 12:49

aha.

yes, Jerome was visiting lucy

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 24/06/2013 12:50

No. But he isn't sleeping terribly well at the moment. Hayfever, innit.

ScrambledSmegs · 24/06/2013 12:51

No no, t'was Jerome in the bar with Lucy the sex medium. She wasn't saying it in a 'don't worry, it happens to all men sometimes' way, it was something to do with what she did not working .

So, as it's all a bit French and mystic and seckshual, I have deduced that Lucy contacts the dead via the medium of having sex with the living relatives. Obvious, innit Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 24/06/2013 12:55

Scar as physical manifestation of backstabbing twin is brilliant!

BlackAffronted · 24/06/2013 12:55

Still dreeped out that Victor appears to carry out Julie's wishes ....

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ScrambledSmegs · 24/06/2013 13:02

And whatever that scar is on Lena's back, I think Jerome is responsible. The major frostiness between them, as well as other things (him being 'out of control' 2 years ago, him apologising for the 'incident') leads me to think that he lashed out physically and injured her, leading to Claire kicking him out.

And now that Camille is back she is sucking the life out of her twin, and the old wound is re-opening as a metaphor for something all deep and french.

BoreOfWhabylon · 24/06/2013 13:02

You know what would make this all perfect?

If Sarah Lund turned up on holiday from Denmark and solved the whole thing. That would make it perfect Grin

BoreOfWhabylon · 24/06/2013 13:04

And now that Camille is back she is sucking the life out of her twin, and the old wound is re-opening as a metaphor for something all deep and french.

Grin
VenusStarr · 24/06/2013 13:06

I'm confused as to who Pierre is- I thought he was Adele's fiancé?

Can someone do a cast list of who we know so far please? I need to rewatch to refresh my head but this thread is getting confusing!

:)

ScrambledSmegs · 24/06/2013 13:06

Oh yeah, is anyone else thinking this is going to end up in a drowned town scenario? Either an old one submerged in the dam (homeopathic or malignant) or the new one getting consumed?

OfficialSweetieMonitor · 24/06/2013 13:08

This thread is better than the actual programme.

ScrambledSmegs · 24/06/2013 13:09

Thomas - Adele's fiancé.