The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Ooh, a Duffy bicycle number, goody.

Katie price was our Eurovision entry? I must have blanked that out.

Well, Sue:

...Quentin Mosimann, Lio, Joshua and Beverly Jo Scott, [judges] all turned their chairs to face him, Bellarosa ultimately decided to join Quentin Mosimann's team with assistant coach Tara McDonald.

Oi Holly Valance, someone stole your style...

Is it warm in Belarus?

Not bad!

Yeah well don't come crying to us when you've a chill on your kidneys love

Very energetic. Do you think she's a Beyonce fan?

You can build a hot night out of playdoh. Good to know.

So you go into the plastic surgeons clutching a picture of the Spice Girls and they give you ALL of them in one face. There's value.

Ooh jazz hands

Shakiralike.

Not a natural dancer.

That's exactly it Prudence!

She tried, but she was beaten by Javine IIRC Chub.

Beverly Jo Scott knows a winner

Why isn't the sun shining on me? Is it shining on any of ya?

Yes I was thinking shakira

Katie defo echoes of Holly Valance. Maybe with a bit of Shakira thrown in?

It is kiss kiss isn't it?

Rip off of Greece 2005.

A bit shouty.

I think she looks like Katherine Jenkins, if I squint.

DS likes this one.