The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

There is some verry interestin' fanfic about Sherlock and Watson. I was .

I have led a very innocent life lies

[cocolepew]

I haven't even heard Bonnie Botoxs song.
I don't know what I'm even doing here I don't watch Eurovision

[YoniTime]

Yes you do scone. But Sherlock isn't in Eurovision is he?

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

I had never watched the Voice until I found this thread. You are doomed coco

[SuePurblybilt]

All fanfic is batshit, same as all fanart looks like it was done by a chimp with a grudge.

[cocolepew]

Tell us Scone, I love Shitlock.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Sue started it!

[cocolepew]

Shitlock!?!

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Now you come to mention it coco I have a feeling that may have been something of a leitmotif in the genre.

[YoniTime]

I would only call that fanfic interesting if they were heterosexual.

[Juniperdewdropofbrandy]

Do you mean about Shorelick on drugs? Common knowledge innit?

[cocolepew]

[SuePurblybilt]

I like Cummerbund's voice in Sherlock,that is all.

I think if y'all are expecting this thread to stay on focus, we may be in for a rough ride

[euRaahhvision]

My internet went off!

is it an omen?

I liked-from the bits of the semi's that went through-
Moldova (she had mad hair, and a volcanic dress)
and one where the singer was carried on by a giant. Sadly, the giant didn't sing. I don't actually remember the song- it may have been shoite.

There was a very enthusiastic pair from latvia iirc, who were a bit Jedward

Malta got through the semi's this year, so we might get some points (but tbh, it's a dire song). Sorry, Bonnie. You can be in Stoma's team next year.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Right, I am off to shepherd the dc off to bed.

I'll be back. unlike last fucking week

[Chubfuddler]

There's a car alarm going off loudly outside my house.

[euRaahhvision]

oh, bugger- RTFT Raahh(missed the Sherlock ramblings)

[YoniTime]

I too wanted the giant to sing. It'd be nice duet. I don't remember most songs - most memorable was Romania with the high pitched opera singing.

[BOF]

I read some Top Gear slash fic the other day. I still haven't recovered.

[NoelHeadbands]

Fanfic is bloody awful on the whole. Keep it in your heads people, where it can hurt no one.

[SuePurblybilt]

wtf is slash fic? Stabby? Someone stabbing Top Gear men? I would like that.

Graham Norton was on the wireless making noises about Tall Man being oppressed. The wearing of feathers was mentioned.

[euRaahhvision]

See, I am currently obsessed by Game of Thrones, so in an ideal world, the Giant would have chanted 'Hodor' - and it would have got my vote

[YoniTime]

I read a really weird fanfic once. It was about some men not having sex.

[Chubfuddler]

What the actual fuck?

[euRaahhvision]

Am delighted to see this thread is making no sense whatsoever.