The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

There is some verry interestin' fanfic about Sherlock and Watson. I was .

I have led a very innocent life lies

I haven't even heard Bonnie Botoxs song.
I don't know what I'm even doing here I don't watch Eurovision

Yes you do scone. But Sherlock isn't in Eurovision is he?

I had never watched the Voice until I found this thread. You are doomed coco

All fanfic is batshit, same as all fanart looks like it was done by a chimp with a grudge.

Tell us Scone, I love Shitlock.

Sue started it!

Shitlock!?!

Now you come to mention it coco I have a feeling that may have been something of a leitmotif in the genre.

I would only call that fanfic interesting if they were heterosexual.

Do you mean about Shorelick on drugs? Common knowledge innit?

I like Cummerbund's voice in Sherlock,that is all.

I think if y'all are expecting this thread to stay on focus, we may be in for a rough ride

My internet went off!

is it an omen?

I liked-from the bits of the semi's that went through-
Moldova (she had mad hair, and a volcanic dress)
and one where the singer was carried on by a giant. Sadly, the giant didn't sing. I don't actually remember the song- it may have been shoite.

There was a very enthusiastic pair from latvia iirc, who were a bit Jedward

Malta got through the semi's this year, so we might get some points (but tbh, it's a dire song). Sorry, Bonnie. You can be in Stoma's team next year.

Right, I am off to shepherd the dc off to bed.

I'll be back. unlike last fucking week

There's a car alarm going off loudly outside my house.

oh, bugger- RTFT Raahh(missed the Sherlock ramblings)

I too wanted the giant to sing. It'd be nice duet. I don't remember most songs - most memorable was Romania with the high pitched opera singing.

I read some Top Gear slash fic the other day. I still haven't recovered.

Fanfic is bloody awful on the whole. Keep it in your heads people, where it can hurt no one.

wtf is slash fic? Stabby? Someone stabbing Top Gear men? I would like that.

Graham Norton was on the wireless making noises about Tall Man being oppressed. The wearing of feathers was mentioned.

See, I am currently obsessed by Game of Thrones, so in an ideal world, the Giant would have chanted 'Hodor' - and it would have got my vote

I read a really weird fanfic once. It was about some men not having sex.

What the actual fuck?

Am delighted to see this thread is making no sense whatsoever.