The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Why is it black and white? Can the live audience see that?

You think it's hard to access your diaphragm voice if you're pregnant?

Black and white....chilling.

Do you think they put the studio into black and white too?

Thank you starlight.

nieces*

I'm liking the subtitles

I've only seen some youtube stuff, but I think you are in for a treat, sue

OMG - Belguim Boy won.... TheVoice (Flemish).

So there's lovely.

Does everyone have to sing live?

Quite like this Estonian offering.

I seem to recall Jordan having an issue with accessing any voice with it, but it could just have been the catsuit.

Ooh smoke machine.

Bonnie is using some wind

So pretty. Even wearing a gazebo

This is inoffensive enough.

It would appear not.

DID he Hazel? Who judges that?

FFS - this is how you do pregnant Eurovision. Jordan always brings it

I'm going for a wee

Hazel- did he? Wow.

Did she expect her bump to be bigger when she picked this frock?

There's a spray tan technician backstage who really needs a holiday

It had better be all the flavours of fabulous Clara, I am very poor after buying tickets.

It was a bit bland. I can't remember it already.

Oh, it's good old Euro tat coming up.

Maybe she thought she'd need to hide the band under her dress.