The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Teen dds have both just turned green with jealousy at this girls fabulous legs!

You don't make play doh with a hot night. You need flour, and salt and food colouring.

Very Shakira. This could win.

at Noel with the chill on the kidneys remark.

So, talking of Beyonce (someone was) - is she preg? Was she before?
I vote: yes, and no.

I liked Malta iin the Semi's

Oh my god, it's Thin Joey.

She reminded me of Gina G- remember 'ooh ah just a little bit'? That was so shit, I can't believe it didn't win.

Oh, I remember this song from the semis - lovely :)

Hey sister sister

Oh no

Small guitar or massive man?

That was so old-fashioned. Now on to the doctor...

Someone has been listening to Jason Mraz.

Working in IT? arf

A doctor, eh? With a ukelele?
I am thinking he didn't write this. Unless Jeremy is a common name in Malta.

Baby shits' pants!

I don't know how this got through. But they might vote for us.

Frikkity fuck. I've just been thrown over the back of the sofa by the power of his smile.

IT guys use condoms. Fact.

I'm sure he served me linguine the other week...

Does she have a name? Mmm....

He stole Annie's lines.