The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

How are you all following the lyrics? Do you have subtitles on?

You have got to give Chris DeBurgh's plastic surgeon his due though. Respect.

Genuine LOL at he shoulder dancing

What the bollocking hell are those women doing behind him?

Those dancers are shocking.

I'm finding the dancers a trifle disturbing. That move just then looked like they had just realised that their tena pads had become dislodged.

yes he's styled like an insurance salesman who forgot his tie.

I fear the 2 women dancing have been taught by my DD's disco dancing teacher.

That's it girls - give me the 'showcase your vag' manoevre..

He looks a leeetle like he may kill over and over, never mind love.

Love the gripping the air gesture.

I don't usually like black but I guess it fits the song that he is dressed in a funeral outfit. Cute eyebrows, boring song.

Aww, he enjoyed himself.

He's only 18. Apparently.

Sorry I completely zoned out during that

Bonjour Gang?

What the fuck was that? 18? Lordy Lou....

What number is Bonnie

The dancing looked a bit like the choreography from "Naughty" in Matilda.

*black suits

When's Bonnie on?

Aww she's having a babby

Very pretty bit like one of my neices.

yes, Prudence, press the red button for subtitles, well worth it!

Is it good, Clara? I'm taking Small to see it next week.