Corrie scriptwriters should read this thread (Corrie queens)

[Sleepyfergus]

The old thread is nearly full. Nice new shiny thread here.

Old thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/1684194-Corrie-queens-gather-round

If they are then please put us out of our misery with Karl and end the story by having St Ella knife him in the goolies. I checked next week's spoilers and not a whisper about either of them

whatkungfuthat Im assuming that the Internet dating thing was to show Sally is lonely and setting up her liking Tim but that's just what I took from it?

I thought they were going to make her sit through several excruciating dates first, but they seem to have forgotten it

Sally and Tim- ugh!

I quite like Katie and Ryan together, they do suit but hes obv starting to resent Joseph.

She's a beautiful young woman. And she was brainy at one point wasnt she?

Anyone see last night's? Boaksome eye contact between Tim & Sally. I was also cringing at the dialogue between Lloyd, Eileen, Trouser-Smell and hairband as we know what's coming

Ooooh whats coming? foursome

Imagine the face on Norris if that happened! No, its a racist remark

Eileen and the fireman-who-used-to-be-on-Hollyoakes make me shudder. Urgh. There's something about them that gives me the boak.

Who is trouser smell?!! Is it him?? Why????? Great name, though.

Trouser-smell fireman to give him his full name. He looks so greasy and like his nylon trousers are niffy

And he always has that gappy mouth 'what's that awful smell' face going on. Disgusting man.

Someone upthread described it as a 'flobby mouth' which made me

I used to quite like him but you lot have put me right off!!! Not like in but is a 'how nice Eileen's found a nice fella' sort of way!

Perhaps Eileen has a sinus complaint and is immune to the stench?

Trouser smell is one if the best nicknames ever !

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LOL he really does have a gappy mouth!

at flobby mouth as well!

In fact, his face is on par with Nick's 'wtf' face that he pulls ALL. THE. TIME.

Sinead aka Jody Allen has really iritating accent like liz McDonald

They really need to get rid of Lloyd's mum and boring Jenna, she makes Sophie seem even more dull and Mandy is just moany and annoying. I can't think of any new characters who are halfway decent, Beth was probably the last one and that's saying something.

Clunk clunk clunk

What did Paul say when Lloyd and Jenna walked in the rovers?

"Come on play the white man" is what Paul said to Steve. This is the racist comment referred to in the warning at the beginning of the programme.

Thanks. It was on in the background this evening. Waiting for part 2.

I'm not even sure I fully understand how that's racist