Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Hmmph. Tim looks... exactly the same. No magical Dara-show transformation for him.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Robson and jerome.

One of the Jersey Boys, Sue?

Hazel, brilliant observation

he looks like a vicar

Arf, at R&J

If I owned that pub they're dissing I'd be v cross at Surralun

Fucksakes, I hate it when Dara gets his mate Ed on
He's shit. And they're shit and sixth formy together.

I don't want green n blacks woman - she makes me hungry

I went out to put the kettle on and seem to have come back into the 1950s

Do you know, I've just twigged that they were saying the KEG beer festival. I was wondering why the Kent Beer Festival was in Putney.

Ed Byrne sent me into labour.

Oh really Hazel - I was wondering about that too!

Really? Keg? I thought they were saying Kent too.

It wasn't the Kent festival? Ohh..

YoureAllABunch Just had a horrible picture in my mind of Ed giving you a sweep

Jesus, Youre. That's too vommy for words

Oh, it WAS the Kent BF?

Why?

nightsky - that is even more disturbing as one of my female friends is a dead ringer for Ed Byrne.

But no, it was laughing at his stand up show on Tv

I could watch Karen's despair all night. Ha ha

It wasn't quite as fucked-up as the great perfume/maths fuck up of a few years ago, was it?

what was the maths (I'm not listening as I can't type and hear at same time it seems)

I LOVE eyebrows' dress down clothes, he looks like a cool kid!

Her, the brown haired one with the face like a collapsed weasel
Who is she?

Interesting, Bastards - my sister has been told that she looks like Ed Byrne...

I also have a friend who is the spit of Noel Fielding. She is a she too.

Ha ha

I like the fangs and eyes

Cahoots.