Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Tim needs a comb-forward and he could be a Beatle.

Hahahahahahaha

She needs to eat a sandwich, Sue. She would look less corpse-like.

If tim was a Beatle he would be Ringo. Defo.

"Bunch of girls" - he can fuck right off, patronising twunt.

Count / David Guest also reminds me of <a class="break-all" href="//www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.bbc.co.uk/dorset/content/images/2006/04/24/frank_sidebottom_2_203_203x152.jpg&imgrefurl=www.britmovie.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t%3D104349&h=152&w=203&sz=35&tbnid=-lpz1E3RKb3s4M:&tbnh=89&tbnw=119&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dfrank%2Bsidebottom%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=frank+sidebottom&usg=__1Bd-65f2KLeAbl7GoUqVdd85fxw=&docid=GNOx42vSvqh9SM&sa=X&ei=BL-KUYvkNPC10QX9koHADw&ved=0CI8BEP4dMA0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Frank Sidebottom

Hazel! I know a woman who is uncannily like Ross Noble. We could collect a full set for a kerrazy night out.

Fat ankles.

Arf.

Which Beatle, Boff? And did you ever shag one?

I've got a female noel fielding friend too!
She's very young, early 20s. She may grow into someone else.

Sara Cox has Rebecca spot on there

He's probably a John, Sue. And I don't think I've ever shagged any of them, but a bloke did give me a cheeky thumbs aloft gesture once.

Hes tigger isn't he?

Fuck I am a genius.

My Noel Fielding is mid-30's.
She can pass for Kat Slater, if someone doesn't dare suggest she looks like a bloke.

Anyone else got any friends or family who look like male comedians?
Anyone's mum look like Dara?

haha Chubb!! he agrees

Tee-hee at thumbs-aloft.

Thumbs aloft? Did you check for jowls? Did he try to sing at you?
You need to be careful. Macca doesn't like to be single.

That's embarrassingly unfunny

I have decided that I have a brilliant business idea. I want to become a distiller and make MN Gin.

Not me, obvs I am hilarious. The song.

Self aggrandising little shit, but Neil NeckBeard is right, he did get stuck in.

Neil NeckBeard, I like :D

Neil Neckbeard is getting right on my tits already!

MN gin would definitely be a winner. It could have a leopard print label.