The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

stop shouting into the mike

Why did JJ eye-roll at school/A-levels?
Bee-yatch.

Catching up - welsh on welsh so far.
Danny is soooooo embarassing to watch. Like jessie and will should start doing things for him to copy.

awww hes doing his A levels sniff

He's soooo excited to get away from his Ma and a trillion sisters. Bless him.

Gorgeous tone? Where? When?

I love Drunk Pag best of all the Pags.

Danny would LOVE him as a friend. He could pretend to know stuff, Ron W could pretend to listen. It's a special bond.

God that family have lovely hair.

I've seen him busking, Im a bloody friend of the stars me.

His hair is a luffly colour

Get him, pimping his sisters to Waltzer Danny. He'll take them in the hall of mirrors, and be all Gypsies Tramps and Thieves all over again.

Danny's not getting out alive

oh, coco - if he gets though, which he'd better, maybe Danny will come to your town for the ubiquitous hometown scene?

You could go there with a banner?

"I was bricking it" haha, bless his little cotton socks.

Lol it's a family affair Dan has lucked out he gets a WHOLE family.

His voice sounds damaged already.

Aw he is all twinkly.

Oh Mammy has made Danbob promise to look after her little lad.

Yes! I could! I made one in work yesterday for one of the kids going to the rugby.

I'll wear double denim too.

Roaring at the pics of that girlband

Oh no- a girl band member

I hope the band had personal differences with whoever put them in those sailor suits.

She's going to be shit isn't she?

Why are we supposed to feel sorry for her again? I missed that.

'Personal differences' eh?

Coco, you have to promise that you will go, and that we can help you getting the phrasing for your banner just right.