The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

Shes wearing sharon from 'enders hair.

The memory of the sailor suits is clearly a trauma.

Tissues ready for this one

Pinky promise.

Are they playing Adele cos she's a bit plump? Or a bit stalkery?

Oh dear.

And how does Jessie know she's nervous? Do they get the back stories then?

Meh..... Not for me love

Will-Je-Suis looks bored rigid
Am feeling you,Will-Ich-Bin. It's dragging here too.

Oh THOSE kind of personal differences.

They could sing, she couldn't

Sue

Intonation

3 years in a band you say
3 minutes more like

Danny: I get stiff, for your quiff ?

er no. She is crap.

Do you think she tried to match her mascara to her pleather jacket?

Do you think they'll say "pitchy"?

Arf, yellow eyes, cut to stomabags eyes!!

Big drink for all if anyone says 'Pitchy' ?

Eww no Poundland Shazza,wobbly and pitchy, natch.

She's a bit shit, innit? And the girls with Personal Differences will be cackling at their tellies tonight.

God her voice is reedy

Bugger. Pitchy cross post.
2 drinks?

Yes in afraid you are falling to pieces.

right song choice falling to pieces

Haha at xposts, (downs vodka).