The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

No no, you'd be better recording The Voice so you can ff through all the judges' inane dissection of every performance that goes on for 20 mins - it's sooooo boring. I'd sooner watch the ads on ITV.

But then I'd miss you lot

Not watching tonight dh is off and we have to spend time together apparently so can someone tell me who the 90s pop star is/was please!

Cleo? Please not Cleopatrascomingatcha?

Gawd help us all

I remember Cleopatra. And her sisters.

MMM-mmm this is really really going to have the FUCK sung out of it. For realz.

I really like her.

I am doing my down wiv da kidz pout, like Danny

Oh come on I was a big Cleopatra fan and I didn't recognise her!

she was a bit pitchy

my broadband keeps going off

Ohhh am I late? I fell asleep during Dr Who.

Who's the shouty one?

PRIMED

Primed I tells ya

Jessie was definitely told who she was...

I really like Cleo

(sock-puppetingly changing out of my Yonic namechange, above)

Cleo has been my fav so far.

Thass right Danny. You can't keep talent down. You're like the turd they can't flush.

Sod arse and bugger I missed the earlier start time. Nowhere near a tv

One of dh's students is on tonight we think.

Come on c beebies bedtime hour! Hurry the fuck up and finish

coco - how old are you? If you're 30's ish, you might know her as a west-mids girl, one of 3 sisters, in the shortlived beat combo 'Cleopatra'.

She IS Cleopatra. And she is coming atcha.

Didn't Cleopatra have their own show on citv?

Much as I would love to join a voice bitch fest, I just can't take another minute of Jessie j cloth and her showing off so it's BGT for me.

Pick Tom

Manchester, not west mids.

Clever girl, choosing Will-He-Won't-He