The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

It's Corries' Chesney.

What did she sing?

Hazel- probably

Where's Schmeichel

apostrophe fail

Sue !

Who-hoo Belfast! He'll be good

Belfast Chesney

Bloody hell, he's only going to audition for half an hour. Let him go, love

If he sings ed Sheeran i will drink the whole bottle of wine in my fridge.

Boy + geetar, the sequel. Will Danny piss his pleather in excitement?

PMSL there up popped Schmeichel.

It's the Ed Sheeran - Patrick Keilty love child

Double denim.

How can he sound all sheckshy and look like Ron Weaselly? That should be addressed under some kind of Trades Description legislation.

I like wide-eyed, Norn Iron Chezzers.

Phew!

The wine is safe.

However, tis Ellie Goulding as sung by an Irish Ed Sheeran...

Danny will want him for a special friend, deffo.

Ouch

Eek- shouty!

Ooh he's all enthusiastic and shit

SToma is in a coma.

Ooh, that button press was like a climax.

Quadruple Oirish Denim!

Hey Boffy . Love you [mwah]

I liked him

Jessie's excited for Danny's new friend.