The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

I'd go for Will. I want to do dirty things to him.

She sounds like yer one who was avoiding consonants the whole of the last series

Bill. E. Bob Viva

Oh dear

Why do they pick that song when it makes them sound so much older

God, shoot me or her. Now.

Fuck off to Pontins then

I'd pick Danny. To fuck with his head.

Bill.je.suis is visibly shocked

Look they dint get picked. Move on stupid tv people

Oh god thnk Christ she didn't get through

The Blackpool Tower

I'd pick Will.o.wisp

I'd horrify him as I don't have a shiny sink.
and I have a yoni, not a tony

She's like a 90's My Friend Kimberleh.

Je suis looks scared.

Is she trying to be a comedian now!

Get rid of this woman. She is scary.

She will have been chucked out of all the bars in the northern Quarter.

I have my own wipes and everything. Bill would like me.

Could you imagine living with that!

Nah, Rahh.
She's the bouncer.

Damn I missed her sing.

Wheres Holly ?

That were right scary, that. Oooo, what am I like? Crazy, me. Cray-zee.

The Pagster is in da house!