The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

Growl.

I'm a bit late, but feeling very cynical after watching the one from Cleopatra. DH and I both think they all knew who she was from the off. Doesn't that defeat the point of the voice?!

I didn't think she was great.

Welshies and mancunians are all over this show like a rash

She'll get de-Welshed if she does not pick Tom.

Did you hear willybillys laugh there? Niceeeeee.

Danny is my idle.

She'll pick tom

Tom will get her in pleather, with pouffy hair, and singing La Bassey.

There's lovely isnitt

Is there anyone in his team who isn't welsh so far??

I'm sure old STomabag can teach the 18 year old all his relevant current tips.

Its a wrap dress for you pet.

Arf at idle.

This one is scaring me already

Emma Louise seems familiar. Come Dine with Me? 999 What's Your Emergency?

Oi Voice viewers. I've lost my remote again and Dr Who has segued seamlessly into Spinny Chairy People. You promised, you promised that after a few minutes I'd stop wanting to lick jelly off that skinny one with the hair. Well it hasn't happened and I'm going to have to switch off the television and go and sit quietly with my thoughts.

I hope you're ashamed of yourselves.

Pah.

So if all four turned for you who would you pick?

I think id go for Dan as he's loads of experience writing and producing for different artists.

I think William wouldn't be too bothered about putting the effort in. I think Tom is dated and not current. I don't think Jessie has enough experience and she's no way near my type of music.

That reminds me, whatever happened to Jaws from the Bond films?

River Deep, Mount Everest high

Cabaret-tastic!

Oh dear god, NO.

I really am irritated by people who have two first names. Like Emma Jane or Emma Louise (why is it always Emma?).
Greedy.

I need to go and get dressed.

It's one sounds much older than she is.

Are they going to judge her as 'caberet' ?

Have I spelt that wrong? Fuck.