The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

Not seen anyone I like yet tonight.

WELSH KLAXON

Danny is far too excited. I bet his seat cushion smells of wee.

Here's one for Tom then

Budget Katherine Jenkins

How does Wales get so many contestants? There are only about 400 people who live there.

"Superstar coaches" snort

Cowboy boots eh? There's brave.

Oh dear. This is a nipple tassel song.

She took her time starting, had she forgotten the words?

Warble , girl! Warble !

Bet they all think its Duffy

It's Lulu!
Welllllllllll, llllllllll.

OMG! SirTom turned! For the Welsher with the belting voice!

Its the Etta James rule, innit? Must Lead to Ovation.

It's Lulu!
Welllllllllll, llllllllll.

What happened to Duffy?
She was everywhere, then she was gone.

Was she slapped with an extreme asbo for cycling in supermarkets?

I didn't thing she was owt special

Hmm, Danny doesn't look that excited.

Opps sorry

The Silverback of Lurve wants her. How Keen is his Valley? Very.

Last seen arse-cheeks a wobblin' on a push bike, rasping about Diet Coke

Tom must be able to smell the leaks or something, he always turns for the welsh.

Oh do fuck off, Danny.

Every week, I think I can't hate him more, and then I surprise myself.

Sue