The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

(Bumping to get it above the thread I started in error- bloody phone)

Is this where we should be??

Yes indeed, I am primed and ready to spin.
Bill-Ich-Bin and his pleather waterfall jacket - like the product of that Per Una design meeting when someone spiked the mini muffins.

Phew! Everything went off for a bit then- honestly, ever since we swapped to Virgin broadband it's been shit

Bloody technology. Remember my telly was going funny last week? I pressed the button for it to re-tune itself and it found NO channels . I thought I'd be Voice-less.
Luckily I mended the aerial with sellotape and it re-discovered the digital world.

Technology is indeed pants.

@ sellotaping the aerial- had a flashback to wire coat hangers being used as car aerials then!

Back when all tellies looked like Evil Edna

No, sellotaping it into the wall bit, you know. The special plug for aerials.

the casing for our aerial socket is hanging off too. It's on the 'to do' list

I have done much of my To Do list this holiday. I dread the day that DD is too old to convince that wallpaper stripping is a fun holiday activity.

Hello! I'm missed last weeks so I not sure if I still love ole Bill. He. Is.
We shall see.

Sue, I managed to convince DD that cleaning the oven was great fun today .

Excellent work, re oven. I have used child labour for wall papering, painting and laying a lawn with gravel path this last week . Never thought of the oven.

I read last weks thread so I'm up to speed. It appears it was more entertaining than the show.

DD wants to do some red button interactive thing, while it's on. Not sure what it does, maybe gives the judges electric shocks?

Checking in! Might be watching ant and dec first tho...jessie is just keeping it real and I love her rubbish attempts at getting others to join her when she chooses a wrong un!

I have The Voice bingo on the Faceaches which some of you are on, non? But I'm working on my own, it's really more of a bingo/drinking game mash-up but with cake.
Got to have a mash up

Dope.

It's going to be dope. And fresh.

Probably.

Prolly Dope. And Real, it's bound to be Real. And will be Kept Real, that's very important.

Lolling at the judges saying how impossible it is to talk about the singers. It's apparently also impossible for them to make decisions.
I'm not sure they've got to grips with the key elements of the judges' role.

Dh has just got in from work. And he's back in at 5am. I'm probably going to have to let him watch something else aren't I?

Whoop Whoop.
It's really me, it's really now. And I am really real. Really.

NO, Raah. no you are not. The man needs his sleep

What Raahh? No, he wants to watch this. He does.

I think this guy might sound better with his shirt off

Evenin' all

Good point Sue

Your man will pick Bill-je-sui fo'sho'