The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

I didn't expect him to choose Jessie!

mmm-HMM Noel
(neck-snake)

Tinker's dog, Noel . We decided.

Whenever there's a black singer, Danny does the sticky-out bottom lip nod-along (he got rhythm) and Jessie pretends she's from the Bible Belt.

The pleather Bible Belt, obvs

With the possible exception of Danny's tee shirt (he doesn't make much effort), all of the judges' outfits are very Do Not Tumble Dry, aren't they? They must nearly kill the contestants with static electricity when they hug them.

(the huh was about him picking JJ)

Sorry are we here ?
Evening all!
Is anyone else playing the predictor game?

Judge bunfight to start off the night!

No. Should have went with Bill Dog, T-Dog.

Oh, look. Sarah Beeny as the most uninspiring cuntree singer ever.

He should have though about making connections for after the show, he's more likely to meet the right people with Will or Tom. Maybe that's why he hasn't made it yet, he can't think with a business head.

Doncaster is well known for its up and coming music scene.

Tom's team, deffo.

'I have to get out o'Doncaster and back to Nashville'

lolling. real lolling.

Excellent pirate squint there.

I don't understand why they don't all choose will.iam. If you want the best chance in the music industry surely you can't do better than will.i.am.

Well I suppose her pool ole paw could have been a miner

I like a little bit of country, as long as its not taylor swift.

Country G'n'R karaoke.
Lovely.

You can always tell who the contestant wants as a judge because the family start chanting the name.

And pretendy growl.
It's like Tammy Wynette would be, if she was shit and from Doncaster.

And her, obvs.

I fear it might not be Nashville but sideways to Scunthorpe.

Bet you a pound Jessie feels the need to sing a bit.

I love how they streeeeeetch out the last notes- waiting for someone to turn.

S'Tom

Stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen, people turned around