The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Ohhh way to go Trev.

Is he really called Trevor Francis?

He didn't look like that when he played for Notts Forest

Arf at S'Tom looking like he's waiting for a repeat prescription. Bored.
Arf at Danny pretending he all dope

He will choose Pube-head, wont he? Surely Sir Tom can rustle up a Sam Cooke anecdote?

Every week someone is going to over-do one of my favourite songs aren't they?

DH wants to watch moto gp qualifying. As if.

@ Noel

No you didn't literally drop dead Danny you ARSE

Danny wants him to be his friend, to be on his team.
But he knows it's not going to be

Evening. At least no cringy judge group song this week.

He has a beautiful voice.

Maybe he DID literally drop dead. That explains his colouring.

You can't have a soul singer called Trevor

Sir Tom is really working that old lady purple rinse, isn't he?

Look at Bill-I-Were's HAIR.
He looks like Robbie Rotten, shrunk in the wash.

Last week, when she spoke to the Black Person, Jessie banged on about 'church'. This week, 'blessings'. Hmmmm.

Is it me or are they in a bigger studio compared to last year?

Danny just gets ropier and ropier each week

It's like he ages in dog years or summat

JOURNEY!!!

(we all must drink)

They will call him T-Dog, coco.
Or maybe not. They never got James Arthur orthodontry, did they?

Will needs to show me his arse. I need to know if I still fancy him or not.

Why does JJ talk in stupid voices.

Oh no you ditent just go there Hazel

Vair true

huh?

Jessie j makes me want to pour hot wax in my ears to give light relief from her blibbering nuggets of faux street nonsense. And Danny trying to look 'street', well he has a touch of the tim westwoods.