The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Holy shit balls mom! Sorry just catching up, had to pause dr who for ds to through a wobbler!

He's a bit like that one from glee - the trouty mouthed one.

You've changed Sue

He reminds me of a predatory chris de burgh. Sexual.

Ah, but me and Sue love the Bublé now. The music, not so much.

Bollocks are they not primed. He's the best singer this series.

I don't think Elton was a good choice.

DH just said Oh mr chumley warner

Boring.
But then I hate Elton John songs.

Coukd they show the bubble again?

Bubbles was ace on Graham Norton, but it's funnier when we hate him

Finn?

don't turn, please don't turn!

His voice is great.
Why aren't they picking him?

He is like the flubber lipped one.
They are just not picking him cos he all over the interwebs. Trying to be all cool. Wankers. We know.

Poor Sam.

They were daft not to turn for him, they have put worse through.

Urgh. Shut up Danny, you twat.

Danny looks like he's ....desiccating from the inside

Oh fuck off with your musical theatre nonsense.
And your singing, Danny. Your man was rasping to Londis and back, you know nuttin.

Jazz hand, thats all that was missing .

The boychild will be the next Neil. Is it Neil Sedaka I'm thinking of?
I get confused with all the 70's Neils.

I'm here. Didja miss me?

How long before Danny starts hanging off the back of his swivvelly chair? You can take a boy away from the Waltzers...

I had to hide my face for a minute because Danny made me have that too embarrassed to look at the screen feeling.