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Mmmmmasterchef. Week 2.

254 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 20/03/2013 19:35

Fresh neat.

Yay.

Who's got their dabbers at the ready?

OP posts:
Jux · 20/03/2013 20:47

I scrolled down quickly, saw it, and thought "can I face that? No, I don't think I can"

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:48

From MC Facebook: 'Triple smears ahoy in the professional kitchen tonight!! What would Michel say?.....'

DuffyMoon · 20/03/2013 20:48

Is this he gag worthy dish?

Jux · 20/03/2013 20:48

TBH I had visions of a nurse using, er, potato instruments.

TWinklyLittleStar · 20/03/2013 20:48

Michel is not a fan of the smear

StuffezLaBouche · 20/03/2013 20:49

Oh dear, it looks like a cat shit on a lawn :-(

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:49

clench teeth grit

TSSDNCOP · 20/03/2013 20:49

Ooh she's ripped the carrot thing from last years winner.

TWinklyLittleStar · 20/03/2013 20:49

Rukhminder (sp?) wants to go cook at Noma

DuffyMoon · 20/03/2013 20:50

Smear ahoy

TSSDNCOP · 20/03/2013 20:50

WTF is a BAVWAHWAH exactly?

beanandspud · 20/03/2013 20:50

DH just described the rabbit as 'looks like a kangaroo penis'

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:50

Oh dear. BBB made Greg dance repulsively.

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:50

Greg loves every dessert! FFS

DuffyMoon · 20/03/2013 20:51

Rory looks quite fragile...

PseudoBadger · 20/03/2013 20:51

Bavois I think

DuffyMoon · 20/03/2013 20:51

Ravioli looks yuuuuuum

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:51

Failed Smear Test.

DuffyMoon · 20/03/2013 20:51

2 smears !

PseudoBadger · 20/03/2013 20:52

Choc cake with pus

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:52

'a flavourless curd smear'

Sad
ItsAllTLAsToMe · 20/03/2013 20:52

DH and I were laughing at the Bavwahwah too Grin.

TWinklyLittleStar · 20/03/2013 20:53

Stunningly good? Burnt brioche and dill pate? er, no.

Jux · 20/03/2013 20:54

Bavarois. Pretty yum.

No one's done the vomit thing. Not fair.

StairsInTheNight · 20/03/2013 20:54

Maybe vomit tomorrow, Jux. If we are lucky.

I am bored of this lot.