Mmmmmasterchef. Week 2.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Fresh neat.

Yay.

Who's got their dabbers at the ready?

Thank you

Yawn - obligatory restaurant shift

And a smear

A smear! A smear of yellow. As is tradition.

Of food, not the other sort

Duffy

Yes. The 'just relax' kind.

My favourite restaurant shift in master chef of all time was the episode where they sent them to... Wagamamas. The producers must have been desperate.

And one would never want a yellow smear...

Are 2 leaves a "salad"

I'm over these smears. All it does is leave a cold line across your plate. It does not make you a great chef. Just good at smearing with a spoon, which DS mastered at 2.

Mmm ox cheek looks very nice.

LOOK! More cubes of stuff!

Smear of mash. Mm. Not enough really is it. I blame Gwyneth and her low carb propaganda. I like a PILE of mash.

Wonder if the restaurant will get hot and busy at lunchtime [ confused]

Cubes

Smears

Ballotins

Sigh. I long for that mad bloke from 2011 who made weird shit that was none of the above.

Oh dear, Rory

I thought it was mean with the mash, you would lick that amount off the serving spoon...looks down...eyes gunt

I think I'd be disappointed by four bits of carrot and a teaspoon of cabbage, even if it is served in a miniature copper pan.

Here you are

Ruined 2 Ox Cheeks!

Gunt ahoy. Poor Ruaridh. He is flapping.

I do like the pan:)

I just made myself a miniature meal. They're crap, I can tell you.

Rory needs to pull his thumb out.