Mmmmmasterchef. Week 2.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Fresh neat.

Yay.

Who's got their dabbers at the ready?

The smear of mash looks like someone ran their finger through, to eat it and they are serving the leftovers

More smears. BORING!

I think after the invention test and the taste test, they really should do the smear test

Teehee to 'Olly's mullet'. I'm picturing Billy Ray Cyrus in chef's whites.

Yes! Imagine! Greg and John in stirrups.

BLEUGH

Smearing doesn't get tougher than this

Fgs, that chef has control issues. It's only a bit of lunch

at 'smear test'

I missed the first half, which restaurant is it?

Stairs gah I had Greg and John performing the smear test.

His eyes point each way, like a hammerhead shark.

Shit , ollie over smeared

Thank you for that TSSDNCOP. I actually clenched.

But Bessie it's for paying customers rather than the other sort that just rock up looking for a free meal

Did the woman get any orders?

The restaurant is called something like The Cadaver :o

Every fucking week, "it was harder than I expected" no shit, I though it would be a piece of piss!

stairs yeah sorry about that.

Hi, late, wrong thread. Sorry!

Has it been fun?

Yeses! Biscuit based!!

Witty food. Ooh

The CADAVER

Lots of choc pud ruining potential.

Jux you've missed a very sinister conversation about smears.

Relax for Greg, Jux.

Ollies got Cointreau. For that alone, Ollie to win!