Mmmmmasterchef. Week 2.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Fresh neat.

Yay.

Who's got their dabbers at the ready?

I hate beetroot and I detest dill. I would be very unhappy doing that palate test!

Greg looks more manic this year...

I will have yours, Twinkly. It looks lovely.

don't know what that is?! ffs

I thought nurse lady did dinner parties all the time for loads of people

Would you not try a bit to work out the flavour?

It must be time for a failed chocolate fondant - there's usually one in every episode.

Naah, just think sod it

I want to eat that.

Barnaby ! Stop!

They do like a bit of synchronised walking

Yes, Failed Chocolate Fondant. Served with pea puree smeared across face in despair.

Hey you've jumped threads

Stairs The 'smear on a plate' seems to have replaced the 'splodge and smear' technique from last year .

I don't get this smear on the plate thing, it just looks like they've not washed up properly.

I love the "cubes of stuff" look.

Sorry badger, just posted linky...

Don't think NHs will be losing a nurse...

Nooooo don't cry. Mascara will run and sting.

Is it correct to say 'Beet Root'?

Believe your head

So is he really called Roory or can they just not pronounce Rory?

Or...is Rory pronounced like that?!

Signing in. Apols Chaos.

Who are we carving up supporting in this heat?

TTFN Barbnabeeeee

Rory and Ruaridh are different names, Stairs .