X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

What time do you call this, Lindor?

You've missed a lot of catawailing.

HE'S. FFS

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Vote Pinhead!

I know who he reminds me of! Sloth from the goonies mixed with the honey monster...

Nicole isn't so much fake, as just on another planet via dodgy substances

Who's going then?

wow nicole should win an award for being the most insincere person ever on x factor

Can we have Shitz in the Celebrity Big Brother house?
Pleeeeeaaase!

There y'are mmeL. Nice re-cap.

Chowmein was warbly and shrill
NanFucker killed the 80s
Pinhead did faux rock bolleckry in an angsty way

Same old same old really.

I haven't watched X factor much.

Christopher is Shite. How is he in the final?

I bet Nanfucker sings I need a hero or total eclipse of the heart next.

Who's going?

NANFUCKER

NANFUCKER

NANFUCKER

bet he doesn't

I quite lied that

What, and leave her there Katie

Her, Jordan and Rylan would end up having a massive bitch fight. It'd be brilliant.

Don't vote Pinhead FFS. Vote Chowmein. Think of his poor fizzog when they break the news he's going home to the Asdas.

*liked

He's already done Total Eclipse this series Geraldine

I know. I know. I wanted to be back on time.

They were very shrieky

There is no next Geraldine. Not till tomorrow.

Oooh its Rita Ora

Watch out for Dulisa Deathstares then

Even the guests are fucking re-cycled. She's been on already!

I liked it too!

What happens if a Louis act is in the semi final? Does he sing a duet??

Why has RIta set the studio on fire?

Oh good another identikit warbler dressed like a prossie. We all need more of those in our lives.