X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Is Shitsinger not coming back?
Can we have Ashley Roberts instead?
She's so lovely, actually probably too lovely for us meanies on this thread.
So forget I said that.

I read somewhere she wants to 'concentrate on her music'- this might be true. A fat pay cheque may keep her, if it is. Or else it is code for 'Cowell has decided I have been shit, even though my act has won and I may need a spell in re-hab '

Lady- i read that as 'Audrey Roberts' and thought wtf?!!

Lady, it was amazing!

Audrey Roberts as a judge would be genius though, wouldn't it?
With Norris standing in for Louis.

I love Jarvis, Lighthouse, did you get to touch him?

@ Norris. He'd be as 'down wiv tha kidz' as Louis

Nasty, bullying thread.

You call yourselves mothers? How would you feel if you were Christopher's mumnan reading this?

Damp at the gusset

You filthy mare.

I can't believe I've missed the Xf threads this year. I've had so much to say on the matter, as I bet you can imagine...

There was a tweet last night from someone at the big gig in Manchester saying Jahmene was off his head dancing to Weatherall! I must admit he did seem 'lively' on the show

Andy Weatherall?! WTJ was he doing there?!

DJing at some big event

I read Nanfucker's twitter this morning.

Someone tweeted something rude about his nan, unfortunately he deleted it, he responded with, that's disgusting, etc, then he put 'the police keep a regular eye on me twitter!'.

DS2 and I were wetting ourselves!

I wouldn't want to have to keep an eye on his twitter...

Ewww at his twitter. That's a short straw and no mistake

New thread? Has anyone done one? Anyone gagging to or will I?

G'wan Sue you may do the final Final thread honours cos I can't think of anything witty

Just don't mention 'Nanfucker has fucked off' in the title.

@ short straw

I can't think of owt either
Will ponder

Right, will go to.

. Hardly

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try again

Nanfucker shows true colors!

Pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let this be true!!!

And then someone teach me to spell COLOURS!