X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Dylan Adele

bingo

Shitsinger looks prepped for embalming in that getup.

She'd fit right in in Middlesbro' in that outfit

And has anyone told him November is over?

What is she wearing?

I just can't buy Kevin Bacon knowing a thing about the bloody Rovers.

What is with the pleather love this weekend?

At least she makes him sound better.

She looks like an old age prossie in that outfit.

And she is tuneless.

Shite

Shitzinger is earning her pennies tonight!

He's looking madly Pinheaded tonight. Weird. And slightly creepy.

She bust the pleather budget...

Tut! Autocorrect

Movember even.

They've picked a way more voteable song, though.

He's got mum boots on.... tres weird

He is so lying singing that to her.

He admitted he would rather boff Dulisa last week. Shouldn't be hard, she's a right ol'slapper after all *awaits James and Dulisa comedy porno after Christmas

I cried buckets when they sang that at the Olympics closing ceremony.

Nicole is the fakest thing ever isn't she?

She won't be short of offers in the car park after.

James = 090 20 50 51 03

She always has to get that wailing in somewhere no matter what the song.

what jave i missed?

They've cut the sides of his hair too short

I reckon he spits a lot when he sings due to them teeth, hence nics in eazi-wipe pleather.

Aw, poor little solvent and living-independently-in-a-perfectly-nice-flat James.

He'd bringing DeadPan back

Shitzinger singing George Formby: When I'm cleaning waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah indows.