X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Tulisa set that car on fire.

Has she borrowed Maggie Thatcher's wig here?

Friedmans back I see

well, first time I try to vote, can't get through for either Chowmein or Pinhead. FIX!!! Bet Nanfuckers line is free.... (DH wouldn't know as I am sat on his phone, unbeknown to him )

wtf is she wearing?

Gone right off James tonight. Whiny whingy bore. Crying over a nice bedsit. Bringing his nan in. Pfffttt.

Those dungarees are wrong on multiple levels.

Someone should put that fire out. Elf n Safety and all that party and bullshit.

Jeez! Those trousers do nowt for her! Sack the stylist!

at the risk of sounding like my mother - what the hell is she wearing?

What the fuck is she wearing? Does Will Smith know she's nicked his old wardrobe from Fresh Prince? And I know they are somewhere south of me, but burning cars inside the stadium? Really? Are the riots still ongoing there then?

Coz she is representing urban edginess innit

Why is rita ora dressed like a clown

OMG, who let Coleen Rooney design for Rita Ora?

It's Maggie Thatcher during her fly fishing period

I'm half expecting her to start singing Salt N Pepa in that get up...

We ARE back in the jeffing 80s.
She'll be in Princess Di's wedding dress in a mo/

I am planning my audition next year. I am shite, so fully expect to get to the final. What should I sing?

Who is this Rita Ora? Seriously, people buy this crap?

God this is dull.

First urban artist I've seen with Margaret thatchers hair.

Omg sloth from the goonies!

That is spot on the money. Wetting myself now.

Alice coincidentally, It's onlybeen the last couple of years when they have duetted with mentors. When Louis hasn't had an act.

He'd probably draft in a Westshoit-er

Sorry, are they in Manchester?