X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

He had some hard times there alright Shitsinger. Many with your picture.

'Ohmygosh! My10th bathroom is bigger thanthis'

Patronising cunts, presumably some poor bastard still lives there?!

If I was anything to do with Nanfucker, I'd have gone travelling or something so they couldn't trace me until all this was over!

James Arthur cracks me up.

I'm really gutted about that.

I'm really suprised about that.

I'm really happy about that.

I'm so touched....

Fucking hell, it's only Saltburn, not thorn tree or Pally Park

Why was James in hell?

My first bedsit was smaller and scummier than that. I'm not sniffing about it.

Fucking hell, it's hardly the same sort of hell as Chowmein and the jump leads on his bollocks. It's a flat. His own. Big frigging deal.

I seem to have some dust in my eyes after seeing James in his bedsit

See Chowmein, Pinhead has a sob story too.

How ridiculous is it she didn't know people live in tiny places like that? I did for about two years, shared a bathroom and kitchen with 8 others in a youth home.

That's life for you. You get on with it.

oh and dermots not only cutting him off, hes telling him not to answer

Shitz dancing!

For fuck's sake James - smile, damn you. SMILE. Like this: :)

That's sounds awful!

Oh no. Did they learn NOTHING from CockOozer?

HE IS NOT A ROCK STAR. STOP THIS.

I bloody love him....he had better win!

My fav song ever ever!

Ooh, it's gone a bit pretentious.

has he lost his way to the stage?

I'm sorry he's turned into a complete twat. What the buggering bollocks is this?

Has he hurt his leg?

Why is he late to the stage? Was he smoking a fat spliff and forgot to get there?

James Arthur. So tough. Music's answer to Tim Henman.k