X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

I'm still shocked he had an ex girlfriend.

director if that was your son, would you admit it?

I bet his Nan is really his Mum and it'll all come out after the final in a DM scoop

I'll be sorry when this is over. Coining 'Nanfucker' has been the crown of my mumsnet career .

Val? Her what was strangled?

Ex girlfriend? Isn't he gay?

I'd coin him if I was in the audience. I'd bottle him too.

Snigger at Fred West

What will we all take the piss out of next week?

Don't talk about Fred West! I got married round the corner from 25 Cromwell Street, when they were in the midst of searching the garden!

I know Bof. All of the XF nicknames I have ever invented and you get the one that becomes international news
Fucker.

It's not his real ex gf. It's his Nan's mate from next door.

yy to Even the dude who does their names sounds all unenthusiastic when saying "Christopher Maloney" Normally it's "Chriiiiiiiistopher Maaaaaaloney" but he practically mumbled it

I think the Mancs are voting for him to make the scousers look stupid.

Poutypoutynodnod

Looking forward to Shitz eating a Parmo here

Shitty is right.It's a trek 'oop north'

Why i he on a bike? He clearly can't ride it.
Stop trying to make him into a rocker. He's practically in a side car like a Fat Lady. That is not rock.

Grow- we are not!

If I was nanfucker's ex-girlfriend I'd kept quiet about it. Who wants to go down as the girl who turned the fucker gay?

James has got a bigger crowd than Nanfucker had! Nanfucker will be seething!

think NF's duetting with Barlow in final-presumably they couldn't get anyone else to do it so GB was 'contractually obliged'

Family Reunion in the Conservative Club. Awkward.

Feeling sorry for you BOF, I bet you feel you have to defend yourself against the whole Liverpool stuff.
I'd crawl under a stone if NanFucker was Scottish.
We have to vote, people.

James' nan wanted a piece of the action too

Oh my gosh, you live in a slum! By yourself? Quelle surprise!