X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Oh they never do this song on XF do they?

I'M FEELING GOOD CHELTENHAM! MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIZE

He's goingto do the Muse version isn't he? Muse irritate me

Stop fucking shouting

oh and dermots not only cutting him off malmoney that is,, hes telling him not to answer

sorry HOW not to answer

THis is perfect for him, fair play. Good choosing, SHitz.

Louis is doing some bored doodling there!

Did he jus say 'bitch' in the sea

Huh, are you in Chelters Sue? Are the christmas lights up in the prom yet?

I quite like him. I want him to win.

plus take this song, it kicks in when it gets to main parts, as the background music is done well, very well and other subtle thing s liek whwn it really kicks in wide angle shots etc

its all so bloody fixed

oooh SO

Sorry I'm late ladies. Been in Christmas card writing hell.

However just in time for some tortured angst from the contestant who name gives me flashbacks.....

What have I missed?

He looks like he's off his tree. Proper stoned.

Miss I'd love to know what he's drawing. willies?

he got all the budget didn't he!

Do you come from Cheltenham Sue?

Has Dullisa's monobreast completely worked its way up and out to freedom?

whiteandyellow you need to read Chart Throb by Ben Elton.

Fuck you Dullisa.

Raah! probably!

No I am being Silly, Jelly.

Because they haven't mentioned where they are holding the final.

nice accent Dullisa. Sounds like Supernanny USA when she's a few weeks in.

I'm just always waiting for the dancers to do the t-rex arms whilst they prance about 'dancing'.

Dullisa, please do not do American. We have enough of that with Shitz

BRITAIN! BRITAIN! BRITAIN!

Control your fannygallops, Tulisa!

sobbing because hes a single guy living in a nice clean flat...