Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

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Welcome all!

Lottie (((hugs)))

Didn't pink have a baby about five minutes ago? Why is she not looking saggy and sleep deprived?
snot fair.

The little girl is adorable, that had me in tears

Friend from work has just posted on my FB wall "wouldn't let that Maloney one near my nan would you???"

Can't even answer in case his cousin sees it and reprimands me again.

I like Pink, but as Louis would say she's like a young Bridget Nielson.

Oh you can tiredemma
Tis your DUTY.

Pink is amazing. I love her voice.

When she brings out a new single, you recognise it immediately when it is played on the radio. That's the XFactor.

Tell the cousin to come on here and explain herself.

I like Pink. She looks like she'd kick ya arse though.

Emma
PM her a link to this thread

This song is very tedious too.
yay Pink and all, but yawn. she's almost as Yawnsome as her mini-me Emilieieie Sande.

Oh dear lottie bad bad programme with bloody triggers

Whats with Pink, my crappy magazines said she was fat? Where? Oh that was 3 weeks ago....

So sorry Lottie.

Also sobbing here as pregnant and terrified will either lose another one or there will be something wrong.....

I don't think Chowmein used his story in the auditions either, it came out later in the press.
Unlike Nanfucker and his non existent nerves (what happened to them, eh?) and his Nan.
Creepy bastard.

Hah! Tulisa this is how you nail that singing malarkey.

Remind me why nanfucker is a nanfucker

she did have a baby. in fairness she did say that she ballooned and has been very slowly and laboriously working it off, she hopes to be back to what she was next year but says by that time she'll probably be up the duff again and gorgeing on cheesecake.

I like Emiliaeaeaea Sandes whatever her name is, well, one song.

Lottie- ((hugs))

I totally support the charity- but I don't like it being used this way. It's like saying- oi, if you don't buy the winner's single you aren't being supportive. I'd rather they did a separate song- it's more honest.

sue her baby is 18mo, same as my DS.
I, however am still saggy and sleep deprived.

Ooh and the serious business begins soon.

Darn my potato wedges aren't ready yet.

Love love love Pink.
Glad she didn't do the upside down splits though, sick of seeing her bits!

tired send her a link. And tell her she should be apologising on behalf of her whole family

Actually YES LadyB, how come he is no longer shaking like a shitting dog as tiredemma has it?
He all blase now. I smell a rat. or a Kevin the Gerbil.

No Jahmene didn't use his story, the press leaked it, he didn't want it to come out AFAIR.

I think they should win an X-Factor Pencil.