Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Welcome all!

Mine is 6. Still saggy and sleep deprived here.
Well, she looks good, sez I.

Pink shoud win

Is that actual one direction on the telly heads tonight?

Right don't let x factor make you cry you still have next week to get through, I won't have my Sky+ then so I advise record and FFWD sad bits, no idea why I am wake tonight.

I just tried to ffwd live TV

Another pretentious perfume ad. Bunch of arse.

Or a Max Factor Eye Pencil. Or some sweets.

sue Kevin the gerbil was a legend

I'd gladly give to the charity but would rather eat my own shit than buy a nanfucker single.

An x-factor propelling pencil.
Was years before I realised it wan't a flying pencil.

Jesus, Spice girls. They all look rough in those vids - most of 'em look younger now. Did we all look that crap in the 90s? I fear so.

I still look a bit shit now.

Do you think we should contact the charity and ask them to set up an alternative JustGiving page?

If Nanfucker wins I think he should get a bag of Werthers Originals.

Yes tis the Wand Erection.
Why do tv sets not blow up when you want them to and rid the world of a shit boyband all in one go

quazxc- precisely. Could massively backfire

Oh, I look worse. At least they got better - even Mad Geri.

My dentist of offering Botox. Is this normal?

Ha ha line!!

Right, reading this thread I've deduced that I haven't missed much so I'm just going to watch from now

is offering ffs. Shakey shitty hands here.

Me too jingle

What is that song on the jadore Dior ad? It's bugging me.

Surely jahmene has got to win.

Even though my iPad keeps correcting his name to jasmine.

Oh, NanFucker is doing it for the public. Can we ask him to stop then?

You're not doing it for me you orange cunt.