X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

[LadyBeagleBaublesandBells]

FUCK OFF Nanfucker.
If I hear another word about your Nan I swear I'll find a Hitman.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

She had a pop at The Wang, didn't she?


He doesn't finish the end of his words, does he? Which is a blessing, I spose.

[BOFingSanta]

I loved the hand actions.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

I wish he'd fall off a sodding mountain

[cardibach]

Oh good Lord. I don;t think I can take this. And he said I yam. My pet hate. I Am, please. With a slight gap

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

My ears.....My ears..
Won't someone please think of the children

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

We raise you up.....to drop you from a great height into a cowpat.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

If he IS on his Nan's shoulders, that's abuse.
As was that key change.

[LottieJenkins]

I am glad he hasnt sung To Where You Are.............. Thats one of Jacks songs and i couldnt bear him to ruin it...............

[MakeHayInAManger]

I'm joining you this week, although making Christmas cards too so may just read along.

Although listening to this I'm going to have to tuck into the sloe gin a bit early. Cards could be interesting this year....

[GreenyEyes]

Ugh that knee bendy thing. Like a toddler with a full nappy

[sailorsgal]

I've also seen Jane Macdonald in Concert. I took my step mum for her birthday.

I am voting for James.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Vomit vomit

[nancy75]

Fucking he'll I hate him more every second this goes on.

[MsElleTow]

He's the same colour as those flames in the background!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

What is More Than He Can Be, do we think?
Talented?

[GeraldineAubergine]

I hadn't anticipated him being on so early and I have prematurely used all my hooks, a selection of screwdrivers, some sharp twiglets and a pen. There is egg all over the sitting room and yet he's still warbling a way like a condom stuffed with sausage meat. I may need to rethink.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

KILL HIM

[BOFingSanta]

I really don't want to his his raising, thanks. I'm just grateful that wardrobe haven't put him in Rylan's trousers.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

God this is depressing enough to cause suicidal thoughts.
We should send him to Iraq. Not to please the troops. To scare the enemy into surrender

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Fucking cruise ship. Preferably the Titanic.

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Welcome emma, pull up a chair. Witty banter and sarcasm at the ready.

The second Dermie said someone special I was bingoing his Nan. Predictable song choice and it was lame.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Oh no Shitslinger is on side

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Blee at Shitsinger feeling his performance.
Do you think she's done everyone else?

[naffedoff]

They're being nice to him so the public don't bother voting for him and he goes out - that's the Top Secret plan.