X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Oh I got loads from EBay today, for about £20 altogether. Mixture of new/ near new. One big box, happy ds

Good point MsE, it may make a few people vote for anyone else.

Louis's trews are very shiny[

Louis has come as a Bond villain again I see

Lines are open peoples. Do the right ting

Evening all, I've had a couple of weeks off but DH is off on a work night out so I figured I'd drown my sorrows with a pint of coke -rock and roll! and some biscuits.

This is going to damage my unborn child's hearing isn't it? It can hear now...

So- last year there were 2 shows on finals weekend.when I got in trouble Will there just be one final this year? Or will the streeeeetch it out all weekend?

Nanfucker dedicating his song to...

I'm voting for James.
It is tempting to let Nanfucker win just to hear the booing in the studio and see Simon's face

Oh he's going to dedicate this to his nan.

I have wine. I saw the wonderfaul Madness last night in Cardiff (courtesy of DD - birthday present) so am dreading this more than usual.

It is worth a lot of pounds to get Nanfucker out

What a surprise!

I haven't voted at all this season. It's cheaper to make voodoo dolls like Geraldine. I've got an avocado that's gone off- will that do?

Bingo! It's for his nan.

HUZZAH!

one for the Nan.

You Raise Me up - for me nan.

Predictable, much?

How predictable!

I be this Nan does raise him up!

Carson saw them at Bestival and they were amazing.

he dedicated Groban to his nan

Going first is the kiss of death on most shows....
fingers crossed.

oh feck. It's his nan. Allegedly.

'more prouder'

He's gonna give her a red Rose...

And the tongue

My hackles are rising nicely

There she is, the poor old cow must be suffering from stockholm syndrome , she has been brain washed by her tormentor

Ten minutes of Nan wanking Louis should properly traumatise him, I agree, Barry.

Only just noticed this thread.

I have literally pissed myself at the name you have given Chris.