X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Bastard Dermie, not showing Mrs Chowmein.

I think so Bof. It's all hands to the pumps.

That was just painful, he is going to win though isn't he

Oh the thought. Louis in a onesie

Do any of you follow 'The Queen' t/a Gin O'Clock on Twitter or FB?

Latest posting -

Gin O'clock
One hasn't met Christopher Maloney yet. And one sincerely hopes one never will. #xfactor

line dbil was a postie for years, and is now in AA due to it.

OMG. The Wang in a onesie. A Wangsie.

It would have to be a black velvety one

I just did a little bit of sick in my mouth. Yurk.

Oh god the brooce pic

show it again

oh dear.Louis gettin' down wiv tha kidz

Sue a Wangsie :)

Does anyone else enter the competitions?
I'm going to Barbados.

Letting PrettyShit sing = a mistake

Daddy? DADDY? Blimes.

Wangsie

fuck,this sounds like a Westshoite reject single.

WOT NO STOOLS?!

Louis in a onesie justifies my anti onesie post from this week.
This is schmaltzy and Shite isn't it?

I have no idea what this song is supposed to be. Anyone know it?

Fellowship, that's sad.

I hope Louis in a Onesie helped raise a tiny smile. Or a stabby stab knife in my case.

They've got the Westshoite timing down.

Everyone involved in the final, including Shitsinger, should wear animal onesies. That's the only way to give this show the respect it deserves.

I'm the Sun-in in your hair
I'm the wind beneath your quiff

Broooce, oh how I love thee.

Already where ?

I like that they're back to their baby-shit coloured roots.