X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Versatile, is that what they call it now? I'd just call it shit!

Ha. CuriousMama. I almost called him that in front of my DC and they are 8yo and 10yo.

Most recent song. Gangam Style, it is not.

he just did a sea-lion-esque clap.

Terrible.

I usually love the Liverpool accent until I hear Nanfucker speak.

I've warmed to Bubbles after Graham Norton. He charmed my little socks off.

It doesn't matter how many nans he fucks. He's going to win. He has the might of saga behind him.

ooh I want dinner cooked by a personal chef. Those impersonal ones are crap

Is Gary's mission actually to get Nanfucker voted off? Nothing else makes sense.

What was his penis story, Sue? I've forgotten.

He's going to win. I can feel it in me bones.

Babyshits are gonna sound epic after that.
Poor Bubbles. He'd should do that slidie ad thing at the XFactor tour, but go past Nanfucker and punch him, as he slid past.

Me too Bof, I'm not even scared of him anymore.

I'm still sniggering at 'that's why you still have your teeth' here

Can't help thinking about his fanbase - WHY are people voting for him, WHY? For th e love of God, people, just STOP.

His PENIS story? Do you have a visual aid, perchance? Dressing to the left?

I have a number of penis stories spanning the decades, as you do.

Got a really hideous feeling Nanfuckers gonna win as a sic joke.

Posties round my way never go to maccy ds after work, they go get pissed.

GOD I hate this Boots ad.
Here, have some make up Mum. You're not getting any. Sort yourself out ffs.

Oh yes, the beautiful young woman at a signing asking him if his pianist gives lessons . He was very flattered.

Oh that one . i thought you were referring in a roundabout way to Brooooce. In order to link the pic.

Posties go to pubs that open at 3pm just for them, round my way.

That Boots ad makes me piss. My DD's would be casting evils at any usurper, not pimping me out.

Dd saw the boots ad and said she wants to buy me perfume. I was chuffed until she said it was so she could nick it as well.

We may have to link the pic, Sue. Just to stop us killing ourselves.