cbeebies rant!!!!!

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i thought id just have a good moan about cbeebies

1. where is sue!!!!!! bring her back and get rid of pui she is bludy useless.

1. put charlie and lola back on, children love it (and most parents) and they take it off and make us watch the really annoying fimbles which dont calm children down before bed.

1. why on earth does bizi lizi on smarteenies do finger painting on the screen they didnt seem to think about what kids think 'hmm that lady is a grown up and she is aloud to draw on the tele so i must be woo hoo' so much for role models

1. boogie beebies showing kids dancing on a building site weel done.

1. the sence the other day with sid playing mastermind about kids tele (yeah cos 3 yr olds are gonna really get that.

1. big cook little cook i say no more.

1. why do they keep replacing perfectly good bob the builder and tweenies for crap like fab lab bobinogs and barnaby bear and such like s**t.

1. this new lunar jim, its just a space age tin tin and for the last week they have just shown the same episodes over and over.

1. lazytown. im not gonna say to much about this because i might say to many swear words but i dont really think it is sutible for cbeebies age range GET IT OFF!!!

10. one more thing BRING BACK SUE AND SOMEONE SHOT JUSTIN.

I LOVE CBEEBIES!!!!!!!!!

We don't watch it, that might be the answer to some of you problems.... turn it off

how can you be like that?

Justin is great.

Lazy town is the only programme (other than charlie and lola) that ds(2) and dd(3) will watch beginning to end. they love it. and it's quite moral too - dd and I have talked about eating apples instead of sweets etc after it.

the fimbles are annoying though. but they are forgiven if they keep showing Our planet.

Justin is great. But I miss Sue. And Nicole.
Love Charlie and Lola but it clashed with our tea so have been relying on dvd recently.
Ds loves Lunar Jim.
On another thread they said the BBC were having huge cutbacks.

Justin is a fleshy, weak, over acting drongo - makes my skin crawl!
S-Jane - SHOOT her ... now - T and A hoofer, she gives justin a run for his money in the over acting department!
Sue - Come back all is forgiven
Pete from Boogie Beebies - You're a gurning idiot!
Fimbles - I'm going to put you all in a sack and drown you!
Charlie and Lola - Love ya
Bloke from Doodle - Do - phone number please
Women on Razzle Dazzle - you are squeaking biffers - how the hell did you manage to get on a prog like that with such wimpy, whiney voices?!
Our Planet, Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam and the Koala Brothers - more please - even if it's just for me and not DD
Muffin the Mule and the rest of the gang- Go and boil your heads in chip fat

I just buy DVD's of the progs I can tolerate now and watch a half hour a day. But DH bungs CBeebies on and I drift in and out tutting at the crapness of it all !!

Ooh I feel better for that

how can anyone not like Justin???????????
It's poi(can't remeber how she spells her name who really annoys me and dh.
As for Lazytown what a load of rubbish. with that and boogie beebies on in the mornings I long for the day when ds was little and we had to put up with power rangers!!!

Yeahinaminute - lol @ 'squeaking biffers'

Well they are JackieNo - Really - listen to them with your eyes closed and they sound like they're on the bloody helium!

yeahinaminute - I thought it was only me (bloke in doodle do)

He is a bit lush isn't he ... combined with not actually trying too hard - unlike others we could mention !!!

Oh yes - yiam - I completely agree - especially the one who kind of screws her nose up to speak especially nasally. Drives me up the wall.

ooooh Graham Norton reading jack-a-nory - coool

apparently both Gordon Brown and the tory blokey have recorded one too!!!

Oh and she really strings everything out .... "ooooh liiisstennn" talk about building her part .... it's not bloody Shakespeare you know !!

Flum - He's ace isn't he? that lad from Hustle was on last week - what a treat !!

. So Flum, where did you find out about Jackanory? Can definitely imagine Graham Norton reading, but not Blair and Cameron.

God, I have a slight secret crush on that Doodle Do bloke too. He has a sort of knowing look like, 'I may be killing time on this nippers' TV programme, but actually I am a complete sexpot and will be shagging someone senseless the minute I come off set..'
Hmm. I need to get out more.

DD moans that they show postman pat ads for it being on at 6.40 in the morning. she's still fast asleep then. and she also get annoyed about the dubble bills of balamory and big cook little cook (why do i always nearly type cock?)

Oh I see - not actually Jackanory, but the story they have on Cbeebies. Keep missing it, but it's nice to have a bit of eye candy on (not Graham Norton, obviously!).

So that's JackieNo, Annie and I who have a not so secret crush on the Welsh Sex bomb ( not SIR Tom Jones - although saying that??!!) and yes I agree i bet he knows a thing or two in the sack !!

Sorry MrsDoolittle forgot to add you to the fan base !

AnnieSG PMSL I think you''ve hit the nail on the head. I love the way he and 'stick' seem to be taking the p*ss sometimes.
I watch it while breast feeding ds during the day, he's 7 weeks old. But my toddler is at nursery

Oh and Jackanory had John Simm and Philip Glenister the guys off Life on Mars too.
I think John Simm is seriously coool.

And his name is Chris Corcoran btw

Could I please please add my name to the "Chris Corcoran Is Lush" list please?

I'm gutted they've taken it off the morning schedule, I miss my daily letch. Everything used to stop when Doodle Doo came on.

Justin is great.
SarahJane is annoying.
Barnaby Bear is lovely.
LazyTown is AWFUL but ds loves it.
Balamory should be destroyed.
Big Cook is entertaining and we love it.
Lunar Jim is good.

Charlie and Lola is FAB and so funny and we miss it.

Am furious that Fimbles is on for the last prog. We do not like it at all.

Smarteenies women are irritating as is the one from BoogieBeebies which ds will not watch.

I fancy Justin and he really loves his job.

Boogiebeebies - makes my morning watching DD1 try and copy the warm up then she gets bored and wanders off.

Balamory - the PC Plum Follow the Clue anthem is pure genius, the rest is rubbish.

Hate Barnaby Bear, Fab Lab and whoever provides that voice for the butterfly in bear and butterfly should be shot.

Do like DoodleDo, Charlie and Lola, BCLC though I do think cbeebies is losing it a bt far too many back to back repeats.