cbeebies rant!!!!!

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i thought id just have a good moan about cbeebies

1. where is sue!!!!!! bring her back and get rid of pui she is bludy useless.

1. put charlie and lola back on, children love it (and most parents) and they take it off and make us watch the really annoying fimbles which dont calm children down before bed.

1. why on earth does bizi lizi on smarteenies do finger painting on the screen they didnt seem to think about what kids think 'hmm that lady is a grown up and she is aloud to draw on the tele so i must be woo hoo' so much for role models

1. boogie beebies showing kids dancing on a building site weel done.

1. the sence the other day with sid playing mastermind about kids tele (yeah cos 3 yr olds are gonna really get that.

1. big cook little cook i say no more.

1. why do they keep replacing perfectly good bob the builder and tweenies for crap like fab lab bobinogs and barnaby bear and such like s**t.

1. this new lunar jim, its just a space age tin tin and for the last week they have just shown the same episodes over and over.

1. lazytown. im not gonna say to much about this because i might say to many swear words but i dont really think it is sutible for cbeebies age range GET IT OFF!!!

10. one more thing BRING BACK SUE AND SOMEONE SHOT JUSTIN.

I LOVE CBEEBIES!!!!!!!!!

I ALSO have a thing for John Simm and I don't really understand why!

butterfly's voice is v familar - is it Pui?

and me for chris thingybob bloke. wot a sexy voice. he can doodle my do anytime he likes.

are you lot being funny about the doodle do man?

no - i'm very much aware that it's WRONG WRONG WRONG but there's just something quite dirty about him o lordy

LOL as reading this with Doodle do on in the background
can't stand boogiebeebies but ds loves big cook little cook - he has the apron and does cooking with his dad as long as he can be Small!
razzle dazzle - aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

it could be worse I spode. you could fancy little cook.

i spode?

i "´spose"

its on now as i type :)

ewww little cook is never right. he looks like he needs a good wash (including a good swill of his bits) and when he rides the spoon it's just obscene

I like Doodle doo man too

lazy town belongs on nick, not cbeebies. the kids like it, but at least i know why its on the trashy channels. (i dont like nickoldeon channels due to the ads).

justin is fab, leave him alone.

new people are strange to me. sid is super sexy tho. sarah jane needs a good slap or a good f*ck to gt that squeakiness out of her.

perhaps little cook can see to sarah jane? [vom emoticon]

I must be the only one who likes sara jane

Yes, I am serious about the Doodle Do man!!
Something wickedly dirrrrty!!

Its Doodle do me man's voice that does it. That deep Welsh lilt is just lovely. Those Itsy & Bitsy rip-off puppets are annoying, fun to watch them attempt painting or anything dexterous, am cruel that way.

CBeebies goes through whole phases of being rubbish, dts are 4 so getting to the point where they will only watch certain programmes. Some, like FabLab are a complete waste of air time. If they need to fill the space then stick on Charlie and Lola, I'll join that fan club too as my dts love it and are enjoying reading the books at night.

Must admit we watch Boogie Beebies as seeing dts dance along to it is just too entertaining to miss.

The new presenter, whatsherface is useless, bring back Sue and Nicole. Is it me or has Chris upped the fey factor since his good buddy Sue left?

Ds loves teletubbies, big cook little cook, postman pat, step outside.......oh, and come outside

I love those all too
only things I don't like are Fimbles and Bits and Bobs I HATE THAT!!! and constant repeats of boogie beebies are a bit head doing although I sing all day "flip flap waddle waddle hop!"

I do actually like Sarah Jane, Justin etc... all of them really...should I say that??? lol

I love hickledy pickeldy house! lol and Noddy x

Higgledy piggilidy house - Yeah!
Justin - Yeah!

Fab Lab - Noooo
Bits and Bobs - Noooo
Muffin the Mule - Noooo

Smarteenies - Noooo
Razzledazzle - Noooo noooo nooo

Doodledo - Yeah! Yeah

We watch Cbeebies of DS2 (2yrs) but DS1 (9yrs) make our own songs up to their theme tunes Have to do something to entertain ourselves. Best one so far has been

Poodle Poo, Poodle Poo, can you poo like a poodle poos?
We'll show you have to poo etc etc.

Am both very and very about this.

So do we
Unfortunately PC Plums old tune was changed to " I'm PC Plum and I take it up the B*m ...." had to stop that pronto when DD sang OUR lyrics
So the doodle - do fan base is growing .... God he's seriously up for it I reckon !!
God what a sad trout I am .... !
64 Zoo Lane - please come back ....

My DH is going to hunt down the razzle dazzle ladies and do awful things to them.

Wish cbeebies would have a black screen every hour or so just for a few minutes so that I can convince ds that they've all gone to bed.

Love the lady on come outside. Not sure about the propriety of her relationship with Pippin though.

yeahinaminute , our version i he takes it up the a*s!!!

Auntie Mabel is Nurse Gladys off Open All Hours, always think ofg her getting Granville in her bosom

There's nothing more annoying than Baby Pom.

I watched Balamory today and cringed. PC Plum went to wedding and guess who caught the posy? yes you have guessed it, Miss Hooley. Then PC Plum kissed her - yuck. He is such a prat and she would be pretty if the stylist would let her wear a colour that actually suited her. Sometimes I look at her and think she has nice eyes and is pretty. Mostly I think Yuck. The thought of her and PC plum is too much. I can tell the story writer is having a bloody laugh at their expense. It really is quite nasty.

I too really fancy welsh man. He is lovely really funny. The best bit is seeing how the puppets just rest gently on his thigh when he iw lying down. I wonder whose hands are in those gloves... Also when they have the children doing art, his comments are really witty and so refreshing.
I use to dislike Justine, but he is very talented. Sarah Jane loves herself something chronic.