cbeebies rant!!!!!

[jaspersslave]

i thought id just have a good moan about cbeebies

1. where is sue!!!!!! bring her back and get rid of pui she is bludy useless.

1. put charlie and lola back on, children love it (and most parents) and they take it off and make us watch the really annoying fimbles which dont calm children down before bed.

1. why on earth does bizi lizi on smarteenies do finger painting on the screen they didnt seem to think about what kids think 'hmm that lady is a grown up and she is aloud to draw on the tele so i must be woo hoo' so much for role models

1. boogie beebies showing kids dancing on a building site weel done.

1. the sence the other day with sid playing mastermind about kids tele (yeah cos 3 yr olds are gonna really get that.

1. big cook little cook i say no more.

1. why do they keep replacing perfectly good bob the builder and tweenies for crap like fab lab bobinogs and barnaby bear and such like s**t.

1. this new lunar jim, its just a space age tin tin and for the last week they have just shown the same episodes over and over.

1. lazytown. im not gonna say to much about this because i might say to many swear words but i dont really think it is sutible for cbeebies age range GET IT OFF!!!

10. one more thing BRING BACK SUE AND SOMEONE SHOT JUSTIN.

I LOVE CBEEBIES!!!!!!!!!

OMG that man is vile and it is a dreadful show yuck

we like it in this house love justin & mr tumble.

DS likes postman pat and pippin as well - that with justin and he's not fussed on the rest really.

I switch off so don't pay much attention.

Nooooo, Chris from Doodle-Do is so lovely! Very hot the other day when he had his hair slicked back and was playing the piano a la Noel Coward.

Justin's a nice guy, you'd let him babysit for you. But would you go out with him? Nah.

Boogie Pete is fit!!! He's my secret crush and Mister Makers' ok, at a push! Big Cook Little Cook are supposed to be comedians in RL and shag about apparently! My kids know none of this and enjoy the above programmes non the wiser!

Dd loves Mr Tumble and Archie from Balamory, which is slightly alarming. I'd love to slap that Razzle Dazzle woman though.

i cant believe this thread has been dug from its grave i started this thread years ago (i was jaspersslave) and it keeps coming back up again. he he

rofl- i didn't even notice the date- but did wonder why someone would be so concerned about Sue so long after she left!!

is it only me who finds the plot of numberjacks unnecessarily complicated? admittedly i havent actually sat down to watch properly but what i have seen seems terribly complex to the extent that i wondered if the episodes are written by steven hawking....

Oh Doodle Do Chris is lush

I used to love that show

my dc love numberjacks, very simple plot. The numberjacks solve the problems caused by the 'baddies' My ds' favourite toys are his numberjack beanies bless him.

green balloon club,
argh, why do they laminate everything? its meant to be environmentaly friendly and they cover everything in plastic, surely they should be composting it.

I love teletubbies, 3rd and bird and green balloon club. Do you want to know why? Because they are the longest programmes - last about 25-30 mins as opposed to 10. Means I can MN for 3 times as long

Apart from that I like lazytown, charlie and lola, barnaby bear, pop shop, doodle do, higgledy piggledy house, big cook little cook.

Hate everything else because it is sooooooo boring.

oh i like numberjacks too.

Hmm DS has just asked to watch Balamory.... can't quite decide about that one.

Oh and I love Big Barn Farm

Brill comments, I am also a Doodle Do man fan and my lil un luuuuuuves Razzle Dazzle (but only the character not anyone else in the programme!).

I used to cringe everytime Justin appeared but now I think I'm getting used to him. SJ not so forgiveable! Question - are SJ and Justin doing it????

Roly Mo is brill too!

Big Cook Little Cook is my boyfriend's favourite as he thinks it's cool they have done a grown up programme where they blow things up! I am not so sure!

big Cook Little Cook are also a comedy act and they are filthy .

My OH is telling me to write that he hates Justin. But then he used to think that Me Too! was called Ribertydingle! Men eh!

I love Doodle Do man now that I've read all your comments, I look at him in a new light :-)

I like the two guys who present cbeebies - what are their names? The ones who rap the numbers like they are drugs or something else naughty! I have no problems with them on.

I only really like
Big Cook Little Cook (yes, well I just do ok!)
Charlie and Lola - we have this in DVD so thats ok.
Something Special - I like Justin actually.

I don;t really put cbeebies on as I end up moaning at it all. In particular I have ishoos with Carrie and David's Pop Shop and Lazytown (for older children I agree), and that Sarah-Jane, would quite like to hit her on the nose and I am not violent normally!

DD prefers to watch the dvds we bought her - Pocoyo, Charlie and Lola, Peeeeeh Pa Pig OINK! Which I just absolutely love, they laugh ALL the time about EVERYTHING! and various Hi:5. I generally put these on when she wants to/I want her to watch tele, although DH is happy for her to watch cbeebies (and adverts too on other channels!)

3rd & Bird FFS! It's even more emetic than Turdworld was! And my DS has started 'being Muffin' so I run round squawking 'Muffin rubbish! Muffin disappointing!' (his dad having taught him to say that anything he doesn't like is 'disappointing'...)

What happened to Cbeebies today? What were Sky and Jelly doing the presenting for? It was heliumtastic.

I quite fancy Justin. He looks kind and has lovely strong arms...

DS is 2 and has just got into lazytown and popshop.

yes chris form doodle do is a bit lush mmmmmm