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XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

665 replies

MsElleTow · 24/11/2012 19:55

Can't wait!

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nancy75 · 24/11/2012 20:19

That's nice, talk about the gay one as if he can't hear you

chipstick10 · 24/11/2012 20:19

How bad is this! I can't watch the Xf anymore because nanfucker makes me so violent I'm scared for my health. I have sky rolling news on a large glass of red, a curry on the way and I'm reading this thread to keep me updated and I know you lovely ladies feel the same way as me about nanfucker so I know I can rely on you all to tell it like it is. Keep it coming

helenovhull · 24/11/2012 20:19

The perpetually surprised faced b&m bargains Harry styles in this crapola band makes me SO annoyed.

It's sad this lad had to come out, in this day & age surely boy bands can easily contain the openly gay?

GreenyEyes · 24/11/2012 20:19

Team Rylan here all the way

Lol @ the babyshits snotting all over t'shop at Ellas departure

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/11/2012 20:19

Bit of both then.

helenovhull · 24/11/2012 20:19

Argh I may KILL this beautiful song desecrated!

LineRunner · 24/11/2012 20:20

Christmas technology has lost me, Sue. And I'm scared I've run out of nanfucker jokes. I think I peaked too early last week. Grin

BOFingSanta · 24/11/2012 20:20

Ooh, I quite like this. I must be going soft. I bet Louis isn't.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 24/11/2012 20:20

'Winner takes it all'

Shame they are unlikely to find outGrin

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle · 24/11/2012 20:21

Cheesy as cheddar!

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/11/2012 20:21

eh? helen, I'm lost by your comment. Why is it sad he decided to come out?

Lookit, they're letting QuiffyShit sing AND Bubleshit sing. Will this be PrettyHarryShit's week? Will they risk it?

NickyNackyNooNoo · 24/11/2012 20:21

Was Ella only 16? I never knew...why did you not tell me?

MissMogwi · 24/11/2012 20:21

I don't actually mind this lot.

MsElleTow · 24/11/2012 20:21

Lol@ BOF!

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Lorelilee · 24/11/2012 20:21

No, no, no. This is one of the most emotional Abba songs and they are making it poppy pap.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/11/2012 20:22

No. They will NOT risk him singing. He must always look wide-eyed and puffy of hair.

GreenyEyes · 24/11/2012 20:22

Quiffyshits trews are rather tight, I can almost see his rel... agh forget it

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep · 24/11/2012 20:22

The one on the left thinks he can just smile sweetly and we won't notice he doesn't sing Hmm

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 24/11/2012 20:22

'On point'

that's a new Bingo phrase, innit?

sailorsgal · 24/11/2012 20:22

They are so cute. Grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/11/2012 20:22

Gary says it feels so right? Is the Wang taking over the panel?

LadyBeagle · 24/11/2012 20:22

On another thread we decided that Nanfucker is actually Jane Macdonald.
I mean she/he always looked like a drag artist, now he's coming back as himself and starting a new career.

MsElleTow · 24/11/2012 20:22

It's not sad he had to come out! Why should he have to hide who he is?

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helenovhull · 24/11/2012 20:23

That was horrible. The American accents :( b&m hs and his what am I doing here face :( tulisas shite cliche spouting :(

I need a drink.

orangeone · 24/11/2012 20:23

Ooh our first 'on point' from Dullisa. DH has had to down his pint for that phrase as part of our x factor drinking game (although I'm with a cup of tea so don't think it counts)......