XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

[LineRunner]

Do you mean 32gb, Sue?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

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[cardibach]

I was listening from the kitchen as making toast for tea. SOunded bloody awful - tuning off, phrasing off, tone off - vintage Rylan :)

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

Has Ryland had lip filler? Top lip.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

No,no Line, 30 it says. They all say 30. The one I have is 30
Old stylee, 5th gen. Though I spose 32 would be fine. We like the old click wheel ones.

I think NanFucker will do Motown.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

It's down to the loons voting for him, that ella has gone,really. And any other acts that can actually sing.

Bit silly making fun of Gary him with a career closest Rylan will get to an OBE is a pair of GHD's.

[prettypurpledaisy]

I love Rylan and I am not a loon :)

[LadyBeagle]

I like Tulisa
Sorry, can't help it, I just do.
Will you ban me from this thread?
Fuck, they're all being so nice to Rylan. I sense a plot this week to get rid of Nanfucker, split the vote eh .
Anyone taking bets that Rylan will be either in the Jungle or Sleb Big Brother this time next year?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

pmsl- that Robbie Rotten pic just crashed my laptop

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Oh but Ella was awful really. All that dirge-like emoting and shit.
yes, yes, only sixteen. But honestly. not a nice noise.

[helenovhull]

Its down to not enough people wanting to vote for Ella, that's it. She was awful the week she did firework.

[LineRunner]

I'm lost, Sue, in more ways than one I fear.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

GOD yes, less a firework than the dampest of squibs.
People all over the country opening veins.

[MsElleTow]

Could you imagine Rylan in the jungle LadyBeagle? You'd hear the screams from here when he was faced with the challenges!

[threepiecesuite]

Rylan will get work off the back of this. I wanted to not like him but he seems a decent sort. He's quick witted and amusing on tv, he'll get some presenting work, I'm sure.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Whassup, Line? Who lost you?

[nancy75]

Ella lost support by being pictured in the papers flirting with 2 of the babyshits.

[BOFingSanta]

They'll love him at GAY.

[MissMogwi]

Rylan will be 'manning the hub' on This Morning before long. Mark my words.

[DontmindifIdo]

Oh Rylan will be ok - I can see him getting a lot of TV work.

[Lorelilee]

Appar Mingehead thinks that James is the only 'international' star left and is genuinely shitting himself in case Nanfucker wins, hence the positive press for James this week.

[ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs]

agree Ella was pretty dull last week- still think they should have let her BE 16, and sing and behave like a 16yo, instead of someone's auntie.

cant work out who is voting for nanfucker- keep thinking of those old ladies who knit shreddies. And who must watch Xfactor and vote with their knitting needles

[MsElleTow]

Ella couldn't perform at a nightclub in the week, because she was due to go on at 12.30am, but as she is 16 she can't perform after midnight. They said they forgot she was 16! I suppose it was an easy mistake to make, I mean they never mentioned it, did they?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Babyshits do Abba. What is the most sexually non-threatening song, with a key change and opportunities for air clutching?
Or will they take advantage of BubleShit being gay and just go with the full campfest?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Ella was only16??

Fuck me!