XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Do you mean 32gb, Sue?

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I was listening from the kitchen as making toast for tea. SOunded bloody awful - tuning off, phrasing off, tone off - vintage Rylan :)

Has Ryland had lip filler? Top lip.

No,no Line, 30 it says. They all say 30. The one I have is 30
Old stylee, 5th gen. Though I spose 32 would be fine. We like the old click wheel ones.

I think NanFucker will do Motown.

It's down to the loons voting for him, that ella has gone,really. And any other acts that can actually sing.

Bit silly making fun of Gary him with a career closest Rylan will get to an OBE is a pair of GHD's.

I love Rylan and I am not a loon :)

I like Tulisa
Sorry, can't help it, I just do.
Will you ban me from this thread?
Fuck, they're all being so nice to Rylan. I sense a plot this week to get rid of Nanfucker, split the vote eh .
Anyone taking bets that Rylan will be either in the Jungle or Sleb Big Brother this time next year?

pmsl- that Robbie Rotten pic just crashed my laptop

Oh but Ella was awful really. All that dirge-like emoting and shit.
yes, yes, only sixteen. But honestly. not a nice noise.

Its down to not enough people wanting to vote for Ella, that's it. She was awful the week she did firework.

I'm lost, Sue, in more ways than one I fear.

Could you imagine Rylan in the jungle LadyBeagle? You'd hear the screams from here when he was faced with the challenges!

GOD yes, less a firework than the dampest of squibs.
People all over the country opening veins.

Rylan will get work off the back of this. I wanted to not like him but he seems a decent sort. He's quick witted and amusing on tv, he'll get some presenting work, I'm sure.

Whassup, Line? Who lost you?

Ella lost support by being pictured in the papers flirting with 2 of the babyshits.

They'll love him at GAY.

Rylan will be 'manning the hub' on This Morning before long. Mark my words.

Oh Rylan will be ok - I can see him getting a lot of TV work.

Appar Mingehead thinks that James is the only 'international' star left and is genuinely shitting himself in case Nanfucker wins, hence the positive press for James this week.

agree Ella was pretty dull last week- still think they should have let her BE 16, and sing and behave like a 16yo, instead of someone's auntie.

cant work out who is voting for nanfucker- keep thinking of those old ladies who knit shreddies. And who must watch Xfactor and vote with their knitting needles

Ella couldn't perform at a nightclub in the week, because she was due to go on at 12.30am, but as she is 16 she can't perform after midnight. They said they forgot she was 16! I suppose it was an easy mistake to make, I mean they never mentioned it, did they?

Babyshits do Abba. What is the most sexually non-threatening song, with a key change and opportunities for air clutching?
Or will they take advantage of BubleShit being gay and just go with the full campfest?

Ella was only16??

Fuck me!