XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

I'm off my face, did she just say James and now they are showing Rylan or am I more drugged than I thought?

I'm not surprised he forgets what he's sung - he averages six songs per performance.

my Baileys is stronger than i thought...

Ooh, a medley. That makes a change.

Oooh a medley eh?

George looks like he's not all there.

And Shitsinger seems to not know which act she is introducing- want some of what she is on, then this might be more enjoyable!

She said James. She's off her trolley.

She made a mistake. That ain't James Arfur.

I thought they said James too, MsElle.

Oh God! No. Make him stop

DD just said "fall down the stairs please"

Fuck me, that's oddly sinister. He's like a new Batman Baddie in that suit- one that sings Gotham City to a horrible death.

This is not why my poor parents escaped from a war torn country in the hope of finding a safe and decent place to bring up their family

Def said James, to the wrong camera, pissedly

rylans backing singers have been to the same crimpers as Mrs Chowmein

I fucking hate medleys!

Quite clearly Methodist.

This is bad.

And without all the backing it would be even worse.

ooh- mash-up. None of it in tune.

Did he misunderstand and thought he had to do ALL of Motown?

WTF is that behind him?

'Ang on. She said James. What a dickhead.

Rubiks cube meet Rylan! Ouch!!! My eyes!

I do wish Rylan put on more supportive pants, don't need to see that jiggling around... Bleurgh...

He's like a ketamine induced nightmare of liquorice all sorts come to life. In old Compton street.

The Riddler. Riddled with something, anyway.

Ah, it's better than Nanfucker though.