X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

I really thought we might see the back of Nanfucker when those 3 were left on the stage!

What the fuck, fuckety fuck?

How many Nan's did the tango man have to get above bottom two?!

It's all tripe isn't it?!

What????? What is going on with the british public???? ( ok, I didnt vote, but still...)

Nanfucker's anthem:

If I Said You Had An Elderly Body Would You Hold It Against Me

Surely james will stay? [shocked]

Flumpy you make a good point. It wouldn't be the same for us without having our Nan-shaped voodoo doll to stick pins in each weekend.

Scousers stick up for each other don't they? He's got the might of Liverpool voting for him. Only reason I can think of for him still being in the competition.

It's squishy doing the voting, she's admitted it. She hasn;t explained WHY though...

At least on Strictly the worst dancer goes out!

fuck me nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I am so shocked!!! I would of put those two in the final, think the judges are going to struggling to decide with this one!!

Nooooo James is awesome.

Cardiac should have went.

Also Rylan is BOUND to feel wick!

they are both too good to be in the vote off.It makes you wonder who is actually doing the voting???

James better stay or i'll explode!

It has shit these two right up, hasn't it?

It's those shaky fingers voting 10 times on speed dial

Ella OMG

Bet the American judge is just ...

Squishy doesn't own Vodafone though does she?

Mme L, not my shed, strictly DH's. Wish he would actually watch more out there,but to be fair it is slightly chilly!
I love it most as it means all model cars, planes, grand prix flags etc are absolutely banned from the house!

I am ashamed of the witless Scousers keeping him in. Ashamed.

I think the problem is we are all assuming that the x factor is actually a 'talent' show.....

oh, Ella looks really upset. Poor darling.

They both will work after this show, I don't think it's the end of the world for them whichever one goes.