Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

think the intercom might be for the push

And then the jaunty theme tune. Love Doctors!

Fabbo episode! Bring on the Bafta's!

Just about to watch. I've been looking forward to this! I love the title - "The Pain and the Itch"! Pure class!

Don't worry about spoilers post transmission. Once the episode is on it is surely fair game? I very rarely get to watch live but read the thread anyway!

What do we think of the new Receptionist?

We learnt something today. No blowjobs following seafood. Who knew?

Slinks into thread............

Sorry! Not been on for aaggggeeessss. Lost the 2nd (?) thread then pootled about a bit, yadda yadda

Anyway...sad news abound. I am to start FT work on 5th Nov so NO DOCTORS FOR SHAKEY! What will I do?? Sky+ yes of course but will it substitute live streaming of caustic wit?? I think not.

But as for today's episode.....the Shakey Bafta award goes to........drum roll.......

HESTON'S BISCUIT!! For timing perfection

Fabulous episode! The penis! The intercom! The biscuit!

Don't worry, Shakey, loads of us watch it later. It doesn't matter! People could type the entire script on this thread and it still wouldn't mean I knew what was going to happen in advance!

I like the new receptionist. Is that ok or will I be hounded from the thread?

Sparkling - that was news to me too. Doctors is an education.

I am delighted Cherry has gone! My sympathies to Simon and the population of New Zealand. (I do know it isn't real, honestly)

Every day I like Gobby more. I will soon have to get an "I heart Gobby" t-shirt.

TBFE looked good today. I would happily help him with his interpersonal skills.

Yay a truly splendid episode today & I loved Heston's biscuit too-comedy gold.
TBFE- I would Biscuit
Just watched on Iplayer & there were some cracking lines (arf at down on me lately!)

I have a horrible feeling that now we have had that brilliant itchy penis-tastic episode it may go all dullsville for a bit. That new Receptionist appears to be a comedy character,

So now have 3 receptionists, 4 doctors ( all seem to be part time),1 nurse and a practice manager? And they have more patients than ever!

Howard must be so pissec off as its the first time he's tried to keep the leaving member of staff!

Someone do me a cast list of the regulars? Is it just these left-

Mandy
Jimmi
Daniel
Howard
Mr&Mrs Gobbyplod
Mrs Tembe
Jas
Heston
New receptionist
6tl

Kevin.
I forgot Jaz and Kevin on my list!

Angels so did I! It's a sign.

It's cos Jizz is only part time and has no money.

Is she Angels she has never mentioned it has she?

Not today anyway Sparkling (oh it is Saturday) I think Mr Gobbyplod has been suspiciously absent lately, too-will he appear or just be on the end of a phone or a talked about character like Bert Fry's missus on The Archers?

As an aside Gnocci has posted about her light switch in AIBU-abput unresolved posts!! I've been following that one & wondered what had become of her & the neighbours light switching on/off in unison with her peeing!! (This is fro Sparkling

All that crying and her eye makeup has nary a smudge about it.

I thought Simon had topped himself...

And wtf happened to Melody (other than the horrific bingo ads she's doing now)?

Oops, bye bye intercom

Just watched the trailer. Why the fuck don't they just put Jimmie in one surgery and Daniel in the other? They'd never have to meet then...

I thought that too about her eye make-up, Makes. Simon didn't top himself, though, he tried but Zara and (I think) Daniel saved him.

Spoilers are out, by the way

Just watched. The whole seafood/blowjob info was educational!
Cherry was so whiny,do you think she was relieved to be away from such an annoying character?
Heston's biscuit :)

You'd think they would still check out the STD thing rather than relying on a HCA view though. Particularly cos Gobby came across so scatty

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

I'm going in for a Doctors-fest. I have Tuesday-Friday to watch. I have skim read the thread. Ta for the good wishes. You are all lovely . If anyone knows of a good sniper that could take my ex-h out, please let me know

Fridays episode should go down in history.

Karen was brilliant as was Hestons drooping biscuit.

Karen saying "I'm perfectly happy with a penis. I just panicked".

And the line "what has lobster thermadore got to do with my penis?"

We need a new queue to slap the temporary receptionist. I'm at the front.