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Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

993 replies

MsNobodyAgain · 16/10/2012 17:55

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

  • slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
  • help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
  • shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
  • bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Grin
OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:08

Chop it off? Shock

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:10

Intercom fail alert.

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:10

Cherry shut up!!!!!!!!

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:11

Heston's Rich Tea Finger. Grin

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:13

See ya Cherry.

Oooh back to itchy penis man.

What has Lobster Thermidor got to do with my penis?

Oooh a blow job. Shock Detailed instructions?

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:14

I am perfectly happy with a penis. Says Gobby.

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:16

Oh no I am spoiling it for everyone. Will shut up now. Excellent episode. A triumph of WTF today.

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 18:17

Sorry again for ruining it for you all. Forgot I wasn't watching it live. Blush

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:34

I'm catching up now. With banners and party hats. Shall we have a whip round for a leaving good riddance pressie?

Jimmi and the hypnotic willy was very funnyGrin

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:35

There were a lot of patients today....

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 19:35

Itchy penis man twice Raahh. Grin

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:36

Gobby-'roight, lovely' Grinpmsl.

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:37

poor itchy penis manGrin

PrincessBubblegum saw FOUR patients and Mrs T was complaining?? That's a record!

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:39

Itchy penis man looks like my doctor, with more hairShock Spooky!

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:39

No-one expects the Spanish inquisition...

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:40

prawn cocktail smells of sickGrin

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:41

(I hope my random witterings aren't too spoileryGrin)

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:42

I wanted TBFE to leap out of his seat in joy! Away with the miserable caahhh!

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:44

chop it off?Grin

Sparklingbrook · 19/10/2012 19:44

I was worried about my witterings, but I have read them back and they are just a load of questions and Shock faces. Grin

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:46
Grin

Our witterings make little sense.

Howard isn't good at the personal stuff.
Massive intercom fail, indeedGrinShock

Loved Heston's face.

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:47

Discretion?pmsl.

Broadcast live. Grin

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:49

Anyone feeling sorry for Bubblegum? No?

I don't want to know how itchy penis man got itchy....'down on me'

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:51

Awww,Gobby being all mumsySad

dRaahhcula · 19/10/2012 19:54

Never mind the adulterous one- what about poor Jimmi? And then they played the Eva Cassidy song from 'Love Actually' that makes me cry.

Princess Pinky!!

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